certainthings: (Prep school boyfriends)
Moments in Fictitious Time. (This story is complete. It's partly narrated. Partly not. Imagination is needed.)

Jared is fourteen. Jensen is sixteen.
Bestfriends for years, maybe boyfriends for a few months.

[After Jensen had kissed Jared for the first time - panicking when Jared took a moment to kiss him back, Jared looked at  Jensen and in a mock southern belle voice had asked, 'Does this make us boyfriend and girlfriend, now?' Jensen smiled,  punched Jared in the shoulder and told him, 'Only, if you're the girl. Asshole.']

In a week, give or take a day or two, Jensen will be moving to another state, one that is far far away from where he is currently living with his mom, dad, brother and sister.

Oh, I should mention that at the moment they're in Texas - unless of course you have something against Texas then please relocate them to another state that you enjoy and/or are familiar with.

Right now, Jared and Jensen are outside in Jared's parents backyard. The sky is blue, the sun is hot. They're laying on their backs holding hands.

"You're never going to forget me, Jensen Ackles." Jared informs Jensen.

"That sounds kind of creepy ... Jared Padalecki."

Jared turns his head toward Jensen. "You won't, right? I mean we're ... This is ... Do you really have to move?"

Jensen props himself up on his elbows and leans over to kiss Jared on the forehead. "This is and we're totally ... yeah. But if... If not. We'll always be best friends."

"You'll write, right?"

"Boy Scouts, honour." Jensen salutes.

"You were never a Boy Scout."

"Yeah, but I wanted to be."

[Now, if you could imagine time passing, tearful goodbyes full of kisses and promises that would help move this along.]

The first week, Jensen and Jared exchange letters every day or sometimes every other day depending on how the post is.

On Saturday, Jared's letter ends with, "ps. We have phones, you know we could text."

Jared texts - Where's the romance in that? -

On Tuesday Jared comes home from his part-time job that he got for the summer, to a rather impressive boquet of flowers  with a note attached that reads, "This romantic enough for you, dick?"

If anyone had been around Jared would have denied his girlish giggle and happy sigh, but lucky for him the house was  empty. Still he eyed the dogs as he walked up the stairs to his room. "Not a word." He tells them. Being dogs they look at him with confused expressions, hoping for food.

- Dork -

- Got the flowers huh? -

- I always knew you were a giant romantic sap -

- And I always knew you were a giant girl -

- I love you -

Jared answers his phone before the first ring has finished. "You love me?"

"I've loved you for years, you're my best friend."

"Oh, I thought that ... Nevermind, what I thought."

"You're an idiot."

"Gosh, thanks."

"Jensen."

"Jared."

"I really do love you, you know."

"Yeah, I know."

[And here, if you could imagine a month or so passing by. More letters, more texts. A few phone calls. Jared at his job - maybe he mows lawns and walks dogs. And to be honest, I'm not really sure what Jensen is doing during this time.  Perhaps he's getting used to the new house, the new neighborhood. Maybe he meets Christian and makes a new friend.]

Nine a.m. on a Saturday morning a sleepy Jensen answers the door to a smirking Jared. Jared grabs a shocked Jensen and kisses him breathless. "This is way more romantic."

"What? How?" Jensen's brain is slowly catching up.

"Well, see Jensen, how romance works is ..."

"I meant, how are you here?" Jensen interrupts.

"I saved my money and mom helped a little. It's just for a couple of days. Uh, your parents will let me stay here, right?"
certainthings: (Jared and Jensen : I want to kiss you)

Jensen: So, sometimes I'll be like this [pretends to sleep] when Jared wants to cuddle in the morning.
Jared: [laughing] Yeah, yeah. Then a few moments later there he is slingin' an arm around my waist and nuzzling my neck. That's when I'm like this [pretends to sleep with a huge grin on his face]
Jensen: [deadpan] He's such a good actor.


Jensen: Uh ...
Jared: D'oh!
Jensen: We uh, we don't actually sleep together ... I mean, the same house sure but ... [looks panicked at Jared]
Jared: [fake laughter] Yeah, we just thought that we'd tell you that because we thought ya'll would find it funny.
certainthings: (Jared and Jensen : I want to kiss you)
So there's that Jared and Jensen 'We ain't got no twitter, facebook, etc.' video out there. I watched it on mute. Well, sorta. I watched some of it on mute. And if you read this lj at all you know that I enjoy telling lies. Here we go ...

Clif: Guys, there are so many freaks out there pretending to be you.
Jensen: Huh?
Clif: Online. Twitter mostly.
Jared: And?
Clif: There are people who actually beleve that it's you guys.
Jensen: That's nice?
Clif: No, these fakes are like pedophiles.
Jared: What you're saying is that people think we're pedophiles?
Jensen: [looks at Jared] Well, you maybe.
Jared: Shut it, old man.
Clif: Boys!
Jared and Jensen: [meep]
Clif: You should post a video saying that you don't have twitter or facebook and such.
Jared: Yeah, let's not and say we did.
Clif: I'm sorry, what I meant to say was later today you're doing a video.
Jensen: And if we don't?
Clif: I'll link everyone to your myspace pages and tell everyone what really goes on at home.
Jared: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Clif: And there ain't a damn thing you can do about, I've got you boys by the balls.

THE END
certainthings: (Harris and Padalecki)
Because sometimes you need to beat that dead horse.

Some of this is fact. Some of it is just what I believe. All of it is my personal canon. Even if it contradicts itself.

cutted )
certainthings: (otp: bowtie/braces [Harreh and Louieh])
(this said with love and tongue firmly planted in cheek)

Danneel: Honey your fans are being mean
Jensen: They've been batshit for over 10 yrs now cant do anything bout it
Danneel: Ugh but
Jensen: What?
Danneel: Send me a pic maybe they'll back off
Jensen: If they see a pic of me? Tell them to check the 'net
Danneel: They havent seen any new ones
Jensen: You know I'm working right?
Danneel: Please
Jensen: Fine
[a minute or so later]
Jensen: happy now?
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Danneel: You couldnt have smiled?
Jensen: No
Danneel: You're an asshole
Jensen: You love me
Danneel: I really do
Jensen: Love ya too babe
certainthings: (Jared and Jensen <3)
Because of rumours and maybe some not rumours* (because I'm not sure what's going on) and my imagination I've come to the conclusion that Jared is having his sister design a spiffy gay abode in San Francisco for him and Jensen to live in when Show ends. This will be a surprise to Jensen. Shhh.

:p


*I've heard that Jared's met/hung out with his sister a couple times in San Francisco. Maybe? I dunno.

eta: Apparently Megan lives in San Francisco now which would make it a lot easier for Jared to meet with her there and design that abode for him.
certainthings: (Default)
- Watched Saw V. Found it okayish but kind of boring. Took me longer than it should have to recognize Julie Benz.

- It's a little bit amazing how much snot the human body can hold. For realz. Ugh.

- Has there been a story written where Jared's meeting either Carlson or Manns for the first time - maybe both of them. And they're talking and I don't know why but for some reason one of them brings up how much Jensen doesn't like being touched and especially hugged and Jared's all, 'What the fuck are you talking about? The dude loves it when I hug him.' He's thinking this, not saying it out loud - but Carlson and/or Manns can see that Jared's confused and start thinking that maybe Jensen's got himself a little crush.  This story obviously would take place near the beginning of when Jared and Jensen met.

- Jensen and Jared snuggled up close in Jared's bed. Covers pulled up. Jensen walking his fingers up and down Jared's arm distractingbhim and Jared smacking it away. Turning his head and glaring at him a little, wanting him to stop. Just for now. And Clif sitting on the edge of the bed, one leg folded, the other dangling down reading them a bedtime story. I'm not sure what he's reading to them, I just know that Jared really wants to hear the story and Jensen keeps on distracting him.
certainthings: (Jared's drunk and doing cameos)
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Jared doesn't want to admit that he has a drinking problem but his friends are real concerned. I think there might be an intervention in his future.


[lie]

Mar. 18th, 2009 09:02 pm
certainthings: (Jensen likes it when Jared's knee)
Jensen was in the laundry room folding towels when he noticed Jared standing in the doorway. He nodded a hello and then went back to folding. Jared didn't say anything, he just sighed a bit and made other noises of disapproval. After a minute or so Jensen turned to Jared and asked if there was a problem. Jared hesitated a moment before telling Jensen that he was folding the towels wrong. Jensen thew a towel at him. "Show me how it's done then."  Jared folded the towel to his liking and set it down. "Your mom teach you that, momma's boy?" Jensen asked. Jared smiled before saying, "Actually, it was Chad."  Five minutes later Jensen was still laughing.


*this is completely and totally a lie because I don't actually believe that Jared or Jensen do their own laundry or fold it
certainthings: (Jensen's a manly man)
I don't know how many of you read or remember anything about the Babysitter's Club books but one or two of the kids (I think it might've been one of the Pikes) liked grilled peanut butter and jam sandwiches. I thought that sounded kind of good and so many long years ago I tried one and it was freakin' delicious and so many years later, I'm still eating them. But today on the outside with the butter margarine I added some cinnamon and sugar and homygod SO GOOD.

* * *

I've decided that the foot of Jensen's bed is wooden and carved into the shape of a large cowboy boot and the headboard (also wooden- obviously) is shaped like one of those half circle signs you see on farms and such and carved into is 'Jensen's Dude Ranch'

Mmmhmm.
certainthings: (Default)
[before they together]

One time after Jensen finally kicked Jared's ass at football (video game - not the real thing) Jared reached over and patted Jensen's leg and said, 'Good boy.' Jensen huffed and said, 'Dammit, Jared I'm not one of your dogs.' Jared smiled but didn't look at Jensen when he said, 'Yeah, but if I asked nicely you'd lick my face, right?' Jensen laughed and muttered a, 'You wish' before asking if Jared wanted another beer.

[nowish]

Jared still pats Jensen on the leg but instead of barking at Jared (pun fully intended) Jensen just leans over and licks Jared on the cheek before kissing him. One time when he was feeling brave Jared told Jensen, 'You kiss better than Sadie.' Jensen pushed Jared away from him and managed to ignore him for two and a half hours.

During that two hours Jared baked Jensen cookies.
certainthings: (Jensen's a goober face)
It turns out that Jensen is the super-sweet and sensitive type who treats his honey like the most special girl in the world-like a princess, in fact. "I'm just an old-fashioned guy," the 19-year-old confesses. "I like to be chivalrous. I like to open doors for a girl, give her my coat when it's cold outside, stuff like that." "Stuff like that" also includes putting a lot of care into creating thoughtful, meaningful gifts for his girlfriend. One Valentine's Day several years ago, Jensen shares, "Instead of giving my girlfriend a really expensive piece of jewelry or something like that, I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time."


You know that when the trailer for My Bloody Valentine starts to air on television the girl from the quote above is going to be in her living room picking up one of her kid's toys and something about the ad will catch her attention and she'll stop and watch and see Jensen and see what the movie is called and she'll snort and mutter, 'My Bloody Valentine indeed. I hope he dies.' and one of her children will hear her and say, 'Why do you want the nice man to die, mommy?' And she'll say, 'Billy, fetch mommy a beer and then get your brothers and sisters and gather 'round while momma tells you a story from days gone by ...'

* * *

"It took a lot of time."  <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.
certainthings: (Jared and Jensen : Two of Hearts)
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I've decided that Jared decided that the puppy's name is Ironside. Jensen wanted to name him The Gimp (after the character in Pulp Fiction) but Jared said no because a) that was mean and b) Sadie and Harley would make fun of him. So they hemmed and hawed for a bit until Jared was all ah-ha! I know what his name is! 

true story.

* * *

Stacey Q - Two Of Hearts
Eagles of Death Metal - I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News)
certainthings: (Loveseat)
Sometimes Jared will just write a simple, "I love you." on a piece of paper and post it on the fridge where Jensen will see it. But sometimes he'll write out whole poems. Sometimes funny. Sometimes so syrupy sweet that Jensen will get a cavity just reading it. They never talk about them. Jared's never asked what Jensen thought of one or if a certain line made him smile and laugh. Jensen never tells Jared how much he loves them. But Jensen is keeping them. Saving them in a shoebox. There's a few where the paper is so worn from Jensen reading them over and over again.

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