certainthings

Jensen: So, sometimes I'll be like this [pretends to sleep] when Jared wants to cuddle in the morning.
Jared: [laughing] Yeah, yeah. Then a few moments later there he is slingin' an arm around my waist and nuzzling my neck. That's when I'm like this [pretends to sleep with a huge grin on his face]
Jensen: [deadpan] He's such a good actor.


Jensen: Uh ...
Jared: D'oh!
Jensen: We uh, we don't actually sleep together ... I mean, the same house sure but ... [looks panicked at Jared]
Jared: [fake laughter] Yeah, we just thought that we'd tell you that because we thought ya'll would find it funny.

[fc]

Jensen: Hey, Jared? We need to talk.
Jared: Are you pregnant?
Jensen: Yeah, and I don't know who the baby's daddy is.
Jared: Slut.
Jensen: Heh. Uhm, seriously though, I think I'm going to move out. Pretty sure, actually.
Jared: What? Did I do something wrong?
Jensen: [thinking: No, I did. I fell in love with you.] Course not, I just think it'd be for the best.
Jared: Can I do something to change your mind? Laundry for a month? Two? Buy you a puppy?
Jensen: [thinking: Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever.] Dude. I just know how jealous you are of how incredibly goodlooking I am, I don't want to be living with you when you get all bitter about it.
Jared: Ha. Ha. Asshole.
Jensen: I don't want you getting tired of me. I don't want to get tired of you. It's going to be another season together, maybe two. It's not like we won't see each other almost every day.
Jared: And we can talk on the phone again.
Jensen: You're such a girl.
Jared: Whatever, *Jenny*
Jensen: Call me that again and I'm moving out tonight.
Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.
Jensen: [thinking: Stop making me want to stay, this is hard enough as it is.] I'm going to my room to pack. Call me a cab in an hour, wouldya?
Jared: I'll find away to make you stay, Jensen.
Jensen: Good luck with that.
Jared: Chinese?
Jensen: ... is going to make me stay?
Jared: I thought we'd order it for dinner, duh.
Jensen: Your call.

Sure Jared and Jensen are sharing/splitting a mortgage but has Jensen officially adopted Harley and Sadie? Did Jared get the papers so that Jensen could sign them. Was there a little dorky schmoopy ceremony with cupcakes and special treats for the dogs? Was Clif there and did he roll his eyes and call them girls? Maybe it happened the night the two of them, Kerr Smith and Danneel Harris all went to see MBV and Kerr and Danneel acted as witnesses ... does one even need a witness when adopting a dog? I don't know. I'm thinking probably not.

I need answers!

Best Thing, noun: that which is most aesthetically and emotionally, if not gastronomically, pleasing {so much so that you can't really find the right words to describe how wonderfully pleasing it all really is}

Christopher Robin said: "What do you like doing best in the world Pooh?"
"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best-" and then had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. And then he thought that being with Christopher Robin was a very good thing to do, and having Piglet near was a very friendly thing to have; and so, when he had thought it all out, he said, "What I like best in the whole world is Me and Piglet going to see You, and You saying, 'What about a little something?' and Me saying, 'Well, I shouldn't mind a little something, should you, Piglet,' and it being a hummy sort of day outside, and birds singing."

and now that it's midnight, I guess that's two and three.

dedicated to the wonderful jelloh0530 because I know how much she loves it.

Jared: Hey, lover.
Jensen: Did you just call me lover, lover?
Jared: Yeah, I did and I'm going to make sweet sweet love to you all night long, lover.
Jensen: You really know how to sweet talk a guy.

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I never said my talking about them would be good and/or interesting.


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Also, I think Jared's just TALL on tv because I was at my friend's tonight and there was a guy there who was apparently 6'7" and sure he was tall but he didn't seem that tall, yanno?