fictional conversation
May. 30th, 2009 10:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Jensen: Hey, Jared? We need to talk.
Jared: Are you pregnant?
Jensen: Yeah, and I don't know who the baby's daddy is.
Jared: Slut.
Jensen: Heh. Uhm, seriously though, I think I'm going to move out. Pretty sure, actually.
Jared: What? Did I do something wrong?
Jensen: [thinking: No, I did. I fell in love with you.] Course not, I just think it'd be for the best.
Jared: Can I do something to change your mind? Laundry for a month? Two? Buy you a puppy?
Jensen: [thinking: Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever.] Dude. I just know how jealous you are of how incredibly goodlooking I am, I don't want to be living with you when you get all bitter about it.
Jared: Ha. Ha. Asshole.
Jensen: I don't want you getting tired of me. I don't want to get tired of you. It's going to be another season together, maybe two. It's not like we won't see each other almost every day.
Jared: And we can talk on the phone again.
Jensen: You're such a girl.
Jared: Whatever, *Jenny*
Jensen: Call me that again and I'm moving out tonight.
Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.
Jensen: [thinking: Stop making me want to stay, this is hard enough as it is.] I'm going to my room to pack. Call me a cab in an hour, wouldya?
Jared: I'll find away to make you stay, Jensen.
Jensen: Good luck with that.
Jared: Chinese?
Jensen: ... is going to make me stay?
Jared: I thought we'd order it for dinner, duh.
Jensen: Your call.
Jensen: Hey, Jared? We need to talk.
Jared: Are you pregnant?
Jensen: Yeah, and I don't know who the baby's daddy is.
Jared: Slut.
Jensen: Heh. Uhm, seriously though, I think I'm going to move out. Pretty sure, actually.
Jared: What? Did I do something wrong?
Jensen: [thinking: No, I did. I fell in love with you.] Course not, I just think it'd be for the best.
Jared: Can I do something to change your mind? Laundry for a month? Two? Buy you a puppy?
Jensen: [thinking: Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever.] Dude. I just know how jealous you are of how incredibly goodlooking I am, I don't want to be living with you when you get all bitter about it.
Jared: Ha. Ha. Asshole.
Jensen: I don't want you getting tired of me. I don't want to get tired of you. It's going to be another season together, maybe two. It's not like we won't see each other almost every day.
Jared: And we can talk on the phone again.
Jensen: You're such a girl.
Jared: Whatever, *Jenny*
Jensen: Call me that again and I'm moving out tonight.
Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.
Jensen: [thinking: Stop making me want to stay, this is hard enough as it is.] I'm going to my room to pack. Call me a cab in an hour, wouldya?
Jared: I'll find away to make you stay, Jensen.
Jensen: Good luck with that.
Jared: Chinese?
Jensen: ... is going to make me stay?
Jared: I thought we'd order it for dinner, duh.
Jensen: Your call.
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Date: 2009-05-31 06:04 am (UTC)Only it's 10x more DDDDDDDD: than just D:
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Date: 2009-05-31 06:12 am (UTC)That was worth having that stuck in my head for the next 12 hours!
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Date: 2009-05-31 06:26 am (UTC)but i always enjoy these little fictional convos you write. don't ever stop :)
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Date: 2009-05-31 06:33 am (UTC)but this makes it beautiful.
Thank you.
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Date: 2009-05-31 07:05 am (UTC)I know I'm crazy and they're gown ups with girlfriends and stuff but I just want them to stay together.
<3 Your FCs are my favourite.
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Date: 2009-05-31 07:11 am (UTC)Thanks :)
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Date: 2009-05-31 07:53 am (UTC)So it's confirmed? Jensen's moving out?! NOES! T.T
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Date: 2009-05-31 07:55 am (UTC)I don't actually know what the official report is.
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Date: 2009-05-31 08:15 am (UTC)Can't they just... stay together? For ever and ever?
Your FC's are awesome, as always.
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Date: 2009-05-31 06:07 pm (UTC)And thank you :)
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Date: 2009-05-31 08:19 am (UTC)Chinese is going to make him stay ;_;
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Date: 2009-05-31 03:23 pm (UTC)EXCLAMATION POINTS and bonus BAWW for Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever. Oh JENSEN.
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Date: 2009-05-31 03:31 pm (UTC)And then Jared makes Jensen stay *nods*
♥
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