fictional conversation

[certainthings]

[fc]

Jensen: Hey, Jared? We need to talk.
Jared: Are you pregnant?
Jensen: Yeah, and I don't know who the baby's daddy is.
Jared: Slut.
Jensen: Heh. Uhm, seriously though, I think I'm going to move out. Pretty sure, actually.
Jared: What? Did I do something wrong?
Jensen: [thinking: No, I did. I fell in love with you.] Course not, I just think it'd be for the best.
Jared: Can I do something to change your mind? Laundry for a month? Two? Buy you a puppy?
Jensen: [thinking: Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever.] Dude. I just know how jealous you are of how incredibly goodlooking I am, I don't want to be living with you when you get all bitter about it.
Jared: Ha. Ha. Asshole.
Jensen: I don't want you getting tired of me. I don't want to get tired of you. It's going to be another season together, maybe two. It's not like we won't see each other almost every day.
Jared: And we can talk on the phone again.
Jensen: You're such a girl.
Jared: Whatever, *Jenny*
Jensen: Call me that again and I'm moving out tonight.
Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.
Jensen: [thinking: Stop making me want to stay, this is hard enough as it is.] I'm going to my room to pack. Call me a cab in an hour, wouldya?
Jared: I'll find away to make you stay, Jensen.
Jensen: Good luck with that.
Jared: Chinese?
Jensen: ... is going to make me stay?
Jared: I thought we'd order it for dinner, duh.
Jensen: Your call.

Comments

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

Oh boy.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Oh man.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sorry?

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

What on earth did I miss? :( This is all Masha's fault, you know.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Apparently Jensen is moving out.

[slashgoddess.livejournal.com]

it helps, thanks... *cries*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What helps with what? *lost. confused*

[siko-md.livejournal.com]

Just pull IT out already and he'll stay!!!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. Pretty much, yeah.

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

Oh. I mean. Oh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Erm ...

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

I just covered my mouth with my hands and my face is basically: D:

Only it's 10x more DDDDDDDD: than just D:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I believe.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.

That was worth having that stuck in my head for the next 12 hours!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh. Thank you. And oops.

[cloex-brosluvr.livejournal.com]

smishes this so hard

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks

[nothingscripted.livejournal.com]

boooys! they have totally wrecked me. :/

but i always enjoy these little fictional convos you write. don't ever stop :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'll try not to.

[jpcapri.livejournal.com]

Seperation is sad.:(
but this makes it beautiful.
Thank you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank *you*

[bubl.livejournal.com]

:( :((((

I know I'm crazy and they're gown ups with girlfriends and stuff but I just want them to stay together.

<3 Your FCs are my favourite.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?! Don't they realize they're supposed to cater to the fans? Ugh.

Thanks :)

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO WHAT HAPPENED. *TINHAT*
So it's confirmed? Jensen's moving out?! NOES! T.T

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh.

I don't actually know what the official report is.

[cookiemonsta.livejournal.com]

It had to happen sometime, didn't it? *cries a little*
Can't they just... stay together? For ever and ever?

Your FC's are awesome, as always.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If we get out the duct tape, glue gun and staple gun. Yes.

And thank you :)

[snuffkin.livejournal.com]

♥

Chinese is going to make him stay ;_;

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It couldn't hurt

[alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com]

cute in a semi-sad way, i think. :|

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

thank you ... I think. :p

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Owie. You bring the good *woe*. /o\

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you

[thehighwaywoman.livejournal.com]

Bittersweet; I like it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thanks

[neversince.livejournal.com]

867-5309!!!! FUCK YES.

EXCLAMATION POINTS and bonus BAWW for Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever. Oh JENSEN.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaahhaha. Thank you

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

*hears heart break*

And then Jared makes Jensen stay *nods*

♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

forever and ever.

[rawkin-ur-sox.livejournal.com]

Aww. Love this as always. Boooys. ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)