certainthings

Because I know there are people who aren't watching Teen Wolf ...



Dylan and Tyler H. aka Stiles and Derek.

The dorky teenager and the slightly older werewolf.

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Most of the time it's Derek grabbing Stiles and throwing him against or down to any flat surface so he can have his way with him. But every now and then Stiles will boss Derek around and tell him to give him a god damn blow job. "I don't care if we're in a car ... Hell, I don't care if we're in church!" And Derek will snort and make a snarky/sarcastic comment about how he's a huge church goer. Stiles will just roll his eyes and grab Derek's hair and...


They're sweet and adorable and they totally dig one another but they also like it when there are marks left after a good time.

/my canon

- Watched Saw V. Found it okayish but kind of boring. Took me longer than it should have to recognize Julie Benz.

- It's a little bit amazing how much snot the human body can hold. For realz. Ugh.

- Has there been a story written where Jared's meeting either Carlson or Manns for the first time - maybe both of them. And they're talking and I don't know why but for some reason one of them brings up how much Jensen doesn't like being touched and especially hugged and Jared's all, 'What the fuck are you talking about? The dude loves it when I hug him.' He's thinking this, not saying it out loud - but Carlson and/or Manns can see that Jared's confused and start thinking that maybe Jensen's got himself a little crush.  This story obviously would take place near the beginning of when Jared and Jensen met.

- Jensen and Jared snuggled up close in Jared's bed. Covers pulled up. Jensen walking his fingers up and down Jared's arm distractingbhim and Jared smacking it away. Turning his head and glaring at him a little, wanting him to stop. Just for now. And Clif sitting on the edge of the bed, one leg folded, the other dangling down reading them a bedtime story. I'm not sure what he's reading to them, I just know that Jared really wants to hear the story and Jensen keeps on distracting him.

- I like Adam Levine's singing voice but I don't know if I've ever heard him talk.

- I like Miley Cyrus's voice - her accent but I'm not fussy on her singing voice.

- Jared Padalecki and Sophia Bush should get together and read (in an outloud and recorded sort of way) cheesy Harlequin romance novels.

- This post has no point.