texting between jensen and danneel [aka lies I made up]

[certainthings]

(this said with love and tongue firmly planted in cheek)

Danneel: Honey your fans are being mean
Jensen: They've been batshit for over 10 yrs now cant do anything bout it
Danneel: Ugh but
Jensen: What?
Danneel: Send me a pic maybe they'll back off
Jensen: If they see a pic of me? Tell them to check the 'net
Danneel: They havent seen any new ones
Jensen: You know I'm working right?
Danneel: Please
Jensen: Fine
[a minute or so later]
Jensen: happy now?

Danneel: You couldnt have smiled?
Jensen: No
Danneel: You're an asshole
Jensen: You love me
Danneel: I really do
Jensen: Love ya too babe

Comments

[annella.livejournal.com]

this made me giggle.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) that was my aim. so yay.

[fryttu.livejournal.com]

Danneel: You couldnt have smiled?
:D Haha.

I think something like this totally happened last night!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It might have.

[goingtoqueens.livejournal.com]

That is probably EXACTLY what happened. If not all of it, at least the "you couldn't have smiled?". Really, Jensen!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right? I really don't understand why he didn't.

[goingtoqueens.livejournal.com]

Because he sometimes likes to be Danneel's Creepy Boyfriend?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sometimes? I dunno, man. I think it's often times. :p

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

<33

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I like how you spelled "your", because that's truth.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I was wondering if someone would notice that.

[superfire.livejournal.com]

OT? But I love his short fluffy hair in that pic.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hmm yeah, his hair ain't too shabby.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

Nice touch with the wrong "your"!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heee. Thank you. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

How did your story go?

[burnfor.livejournal.com]

Hee ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) ty

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

LOL <3

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering if the "your" spelling was intentional. As well as lack of punctuation. I'm pretty sure you're just as much a spelling snob as I am, so I'm thinking yeah. And YEAH, Danneel strikes me as the type to do that.

Also, aw, cute.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*nods* All errors were done on purpose.

Thanks :)

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Jensen: If they see a pic of me? Tell them to check the 'net

LOLOLOLOLOLOL best EVER. I love this fictional texting more than LIFE.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heee. Yay. Thank you.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

LMAO: Your an asshole. You love me.

Oh, you. ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh.