it's sort of about My Bloody Valentine

[certainthings]

It turns out that Jensen is the super-sweet and sensitive type who treats his honey like the most special girl in the world-like a princess, in fact. "I'm just an old-fashioned guy," the 19-year-old confesses. "I like to be chivalrous. I like to open doors for a girl, give her my coat when it's cold outside, stuff like that." "Stuff like that" also includes putting a lot of care into creating thoughtful, meaningful gifts for his girlfriend. One Valentine's Day several years ago, Jensen shares, "Instead of giving my girlfriend a really expensive piece of jewelry or something like that, I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time."

You know that when the trailer for My Bloody Valentine starts to air on television the girl from the quote above is going to be in her living room picking up one of her kid's toys and something about the ad will catch her attention and she'll stop and watch and see Jensen and see what the movie is called and she'll snort and mutter, 'My Bloody Valentine indeed. I hope he dies.' and one of her children will hear her and say, 'Why do you want the nice man to die, mommy?' And she'll say, 'Billy, fetch mommy a beer and then get your brothers and sisters and gather 'round while momma tells you a story from days gone by ...'

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"It took a lot of time."  <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

Comments

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

that quote. i laughed so hard i'm crying.

thanks bb, i needed that. ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

I think I'm a little bit in love with your brain. TRUFAX.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

"I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything"

OH JENSEN.

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

I bet he used glue-sticks and safety scissors as well

(no, I didn't just horn in on your comment lol)

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

My favorite part is that I honestly got disoriented that Jensen was talking about dating a GIRL. I sometimes forget he's not actually out (yet)...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Maybe he really did mean a guy but just remembered to change the pronoun

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

XD

oh man, you really know how to brighten up a person's day

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

Gah. No wonder he tells people he's "shy" now and stays away from interviews. It cracks me up that he made his girlfriend a paper heart when he was 19! I thought guys stopped doing that when they were in first grade.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, apparently not.

[fryttu.livejournal.com]

AWWW, JENSEN. "It took a lot of time." :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That should be embroidered onto a pillow and given to him.

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time.

BRB DYING FROM LAUGHTER. OH, JENSEN.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

IT KILLS ME.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I keep typing out jokes/jabs but then backspacing. I can't do it! I'm stuck on AWW! BECAUSE IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You're actually awwing that? Like really truly? I'm wiping away the tears of laughter on that one

[heizqu.livejournal.com]

I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that

AHAHAHAH. XD Oh, Jensen. CRAYONS AND EVERYTHING.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I hope he still does shit like that. Because that would be fucking awesome.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

In conclusion:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?!

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

"It took a lot of time." <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

OMG I thought the same. I just had the most disturbing mental image as I read that, and now it won't go away.
I don't think I'll ever look at him quite the same way again.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But but you should share this disturbing mental image with me.

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

Seeing your subject line I actually expected more "Jensen cut out his own beating heart and gave it to a girl in a pretty package dripping blood" type of comments.

No one appreciates glittery mutilation references.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And that is a damn shame.

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

You just can't make shit like that UP! Jensen Ackles is a man of simple pleasures, you know? In his free time, he likes to color and play with his lego set....

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[je-suis.livejournal.com]

That is pretty much the most hilarious mental image I have ever had in my head. Jensen with crayons, making a construction paper card. LMAO.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. It's a damn good image.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

haha oh Jensen!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. I love it so much

[clubinthesky.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA I'M CRYING. GOD, I love your brain *dies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you but my brain is nothing without Jensen ... Or something.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

CRAYONS!!?? Oh yeah, I bet she was really thrilled with that.

ROFLLLLL at your entire second paragraph. You're so awesome.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So very very thrilled. Over the moon.

\o/

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

I REALLY HOPE HE USED MACARONI.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Someone should ask him these very important questions at the next Con.

[fourfreedoms.livejournal.com]

CRAYON! CRAYON! What planet is he on?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

The one where he was a 5 year old in a 19 year old's body?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I want to laugh but had better not. Just incase. For the record, I'm crying lol *shifty eyes* BUT CRAYON?! I wonder if he used glitter too.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha.

He probably did use glitter and those little fuzzy/furry stick things that you bend into different shapes and I have no idea why I'm blanking on what they're called.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Lmao, that is indeed a very considerate gift, I'm sure Jared appreciates when he does things like that ;P

(though, he was probably like 12 when he made that card. It's still funny though.)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't think he was 12. I think he was older ... cos like what 12 year old would think about giving someone expensive jewelry? So he'd have to be old enough to consider that and then say, 'Nah. Screw it. Construction paper and crayons it is.'

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Proving once again that Jensen really is a 13 year old girl.

His early interviews are comedy gold

No wonder he's learned to keep his mouth shut.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wonder if he has tea parties

[rudhampaiel.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. Oh, Jensen. Crayons = chivalrous, trufax.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It does. He learned that from when he was reading the dictionary.