it's sort of about My Bloody Valentine

[certainthings]

It turns out that Jensen is the super-sweet and sensitive type who treats his honey like the most special girl in the world-like a princess, in fact. "I'm just an old-fashioned guy," the 19-year-old confesses. "I like to be chivalrous. I like to open doors for a girl, give her my coat when it's cold outside, stuff like that." "Stuff like that" also includes putting a lot of care into creating thoughtful, meaningful gifts for his girlfriend. One Valentine's Day several years ago, Jensen shares, "Instead of giving my girlfriend a really expensive piece of jewelry or something like that, I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time."

You know that when the trailer for My Bloody Valentine starts to air on television the girl from the quote above is going to be in her living room picking up one of her kid's toys and something about the ad will catch her attention and she'll stop and watch and see Jensen and see what the movie is called and she'll snort and mutter, 'My Bloody Valentine indeed. I hope he dies.' and one of her children will hear her and say, 'Why do you want the nice man to die, mommy?' And she'll say, 'Billy, fetch mommy a beer and then get your brothers and sisters and gather 'round while momma tells you a story from days gone by ...'

* * *

"It took a lot of time."  <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

Comments

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I keep typing out jokes/jabs but then backspacing. I can't do it! I'm stuck on AWW! BECAUSE IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You're actually awwing that? Like really truly? I'm wiping away the tears of laughter on that one

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! No, no! Not that kind of aww! Aww! like seeing a gimp puppy. You can't kick a gimp puppy, you just feel for it and wait for Jared to come along and fix it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hahaha. Okay, that ... That yeah. I was a little worried there for a moment but was thinking, 'to each their own.'

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, no, don't worry.

I wonder if that girl still has it. And if she takes it out of her memory box sometimes and looks it over.

And then calls him a cheapskate and mocks Crayola skills.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I hope so.