it's sort of about My Bloody Valentine

[certainthings]

It turns out that Jensen is the super-sweet and sensitive type who treats his honey like the most special girl in the world-like a princess, in fact. "I'm just an old-fashioned guy," the 19-year-old confesses. "I like to be chivalrous. I like to open doors for a girl, give her my coat when it's cold outside, stuff like that." "Stuff like that" also includes putting a lot of care into creating thoughtful, meaningful gifts for his girlfriend. One Valentine's Day several years ago, Jensen shares, "Instead of giving my girlfriend a really expensive piece of jewelry or something like that, I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time."

You know that when the trailer for My Bloody Valentine starts to air on television the girl from the quote above is going to be in her living room picking up one of her kid's toys and something about the ad will catch her attention and she'll stop and watch and see Jensen and see what the movie is called and she'll snort and mutter, 'My Bloody Valentine indeed. I hope he dies.' and one of her children will hear her and say, 'Why do you want the nice man to die, mommy?' And she'll say, 'Billy, fetch mommy a beer and then get your brothers and sisters and gather 'round while momma tells you a story from days gone by ...'

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"It took a lot of time."  <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

Comments

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

that quote. i laughed so hard i'm crying.

thanks bb, i needed that. ♥

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

I think I'm a little bit in love with your brain. TRUFAX.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

"I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything"

OH JENSEN.

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

My favorite part is that I honestly got disoriented that Jensen was talking about dating a GIRL. I sometimes forget he's not actually out (yet)...

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

XD

oh man, you really know how to brighten up a person's day

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

Gah. No wonder he tells people he's "shy" now and stays away from interviews. It cracks me up that he made his girlfriend a paper heart when he was 19! I thought guys stopped doing that when they were in first grade.

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

I bet he used glue-sticks and safety scissors as well

(no, I didn't just horn in on your comment lol)

[fryttu.livejournal.com]

AWWW, JENSEN. "It took a lot of time." :D

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time.

BRB DYING FROM LAUGHTER. OH, JENSEN.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I keep typing out jokes/jabs but then backspacing. I can't do it! I'm stuck on AWW! BECAUSE IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME.

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

that's exactly the mental image i had, hence my endless loling.

i hope he also used glitter glue. and CRAYOLAS.

[heizqu.livejournal.com]

I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that

AHAHAHAH. XD Oh, Jensen. CRAYONS AND EVERYTHING.

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

idk man, the idea of anyone (especially Jensen) trying to very carefully pour glitter onto where he smeared glue and then failing epically holds a certain level of appeal for me. cuz then I can imagine him sneezing and glitter flying everywhere and you know that stuff is damn hard to get off of anything.

but heck yes to Crayolas! I still color with those, ngl

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

In conclusion:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

"It took a lot of time." <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

OMG I thought the same. I just had the most disturbing mental image as I read that, and now it won't go away.
I don't think I'll ever look at him quite the same way again.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome.

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

Seeing your subject line I actually expected more "Jensen cut out his own beating heart and gave it to a girl in a pretty package dripping blood" type of comments.

No one appreciates glittery mutilation references.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That should be embroidered onto a pillow and given to him.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Maybe he really did mean a guy but just remembered to change the pronoun

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, apparently not.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

IT KILLS ME.