certainthings: (Jensen's a goober face)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-12-18 02:23 pm

it's sort of about My Bloody Valentine

It turns out that Jensen is the super-sweet and sensitive type who treats his honey like the most special girl in the world-like a princess, in fact. "I'm just an old-fashioned guy," the 19-year-old confesses. "I like to be chivalrous. I like to open doors for a girl, give her my coat when it's cold outside, stuff like that." "Stuff like that" also includes putting a lot of care into creating thoughtful, meaningful gifts for his girlfriend. One Valentine's Day several years ago, Jensen shares, "Instead of giving my girlfriend a really expensive piece of jewelry or something like that, I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time."


You know that when the trailer for My Bloody Valentine starts to air on television the girl from the quote above is going to be in her living room picking up one of her kid's toys and something about the ad will catch her attention and she'll stop and watch and see Jensen and see what the movie is called and she'll snort and mutter, 'My Bloody Valentine indeed. I hope he dies.' and one of her children will hear her and say, 'Why do you want the nice man to die, mommy?' And she'll say, 'Billy, fetch mommy a beer and then get your brothers and sisters and gather 'round while momma tells you a story from days gone by ...'

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"It took a lot of time."  <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

[identity profile] icymorning.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
that quote. i laughed so hard i'm crying.

thanks bb, i needed that. ♥

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You are very welcome.

[identity profile] pocketfullof.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm a little bit in love with your brain. TRUFAX.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
:beams:

[identity profile] wanttobeatree.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything"

OH JENSEN.

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet he used glue-sticks and safety scissors as well

(no, I didn't just horn in on your comment lol)

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[identity profile] sadcypress.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite part is that I honestly got disoriented that Jensen was talking about dating a GIRL. I sometimes forget he's not actually out (yet)...

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha. Maybe he really did mean a guy but just remembered to change the pronoun

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
XD

oh man, you really know how to brighten up a person's day

[identity profile] quiet-rebel.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah. No wonder he tells people he's "shy" now and stays away from interviews. It cracks me up that he made his girlfriend a paper heart when he was 19! I thought guys stopped doing that when they were in first grade.

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[identity profile] fryttu.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
AWWW, JENSEN. "It took a lot of time." :D

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That should be embroidered onto a pillow and given to him.

[identity profile] overstreets.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that to make a card with hearts on it for her. It took a lot of time.

BRB DYING FROM LAUGHTER. OH, JENSEN.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
IT KILLS ME.

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I keep typing out jokes/jabs but then backspacing. I can't do it! I'm stuck on AWW! BECAUSE IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You're actually awwing that? Like really truly? I'm wiping away the tears of laughter on that one

[identity profile] heizqu.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I cut out construction paper and used crayons and everything like that

AHAHAHAH. XD Oh, Jensen. CRAYONS AND EVERYTHING.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope he still does shit like that. Because that would be fucking awesome.

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[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Right?!

[identity profile] dividedloyalty.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"It took a lot of time." <--- THAT IS MY FAVOURITE.

OMG I thought the same. I just had the most disturbing mental image as I read that, and now it won't go away.
I don't think I'll ever look at him quite the same way again.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
But but you should share this disturbing mental image with me.

[identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Seeing your subject line I actually expected more "Jensen cut out his own beating heart and gave it to a girl in a pretty package dripping blood" type of comments.

No one appreciates glittery mutilation references.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
And that is a damn shame.
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[identity profile] spinfrog.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You just can't make shit like that UP! Jensen Ackles is a man of simple pleasures, you know? In his free time, he likes to color and play with his lego set....

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah!

[identity profile] je-suis.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That is pretty much the most hilarious mental image I have ever had in my head. Jensen with crayons, making a construction paper card. LMAO.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. It's a damn good image.

[identity profile] bitterbird.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
haha oh Jensen!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. I love it so much

[identity profile] clubinthesky.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHA I'M CRYING. GOD, I love your brain *dies*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you but my brain is nothing without Jensen ... Or something.

[identity profile] giantlovetingle.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
CRAYONS!!?? Oh yeah, I bet she was really thrilled with that.

ROFLLLLL at your entire second paragraph. You're so awesome.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
So very very thrilled. Over the moon.

\o/

[identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I REALLY HOPE HE USED MACARONI.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. Someone should ask him these very important questions at the next Con.

[identity profile] fourfreedoms.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
CRAYON! CRAYON! What planet is he on?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
The one where he was a 5 year old in a 19 year old's body?

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, I want to laugh but had better not. Just incase. For the record, I'm crying lol *shifty eyes* BUT CRAYON?! I wonder if he used glitter too.
Edited 2008-12-19 03:49 (UTC)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahaha.

He probably did use glitter and those little fuzzy/furry stick things that you bend into different shapes and I have no idea why I'm blanking on what they're called.

[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Lmao, that is indeed a very considerate gift, I'm sure Jared appreciates when he does things like that ;P

(though, he was probably like 12 when he made that card. It's still funny though.)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think he was 12. I think he was older ... cos like what 12 year old would think about giving someone expensive jewelry? So he'd have to be old enough to consider that and then say, 'Nah. Screw it. Construction paper and crayons it is.'

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[identity profile] allzugern.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Proving once again that Jensen really is a 13 year old girl.

His early interviews are comedy gold

No wonder he's learned to keep his mouth shut.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder if he has tea parties

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[identity profile] rudhampaiel.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha. Oh, Jensen. Crayons = chivalrous, trufax.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It does. He learned that from when he was reading the dictionary.

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