cortese and ackles. harris and padalecki.

[certainthings]

Because sometimes you need to beat that dead horse.

Some of this is fact. Some of it is just what I believe. All of it is my personal canon. Even if it contradicts itself.


Jensen loves Jared more than he's ever loved anyone thus far in his life.
Jensen is gay. Gay gay gay.
Jensen is a huge freakin' dork.
Jensen is a douchenozzle.
Jensen has a sense of humour that I think I'd get along with.
Jensen's a mediocre actor but I hope he gets a big break sometime while he's still relevant to my interests.

Cortese is a doll.
Cortese is a snob.
Cortese is a bit of a fool for saying yes to Jared. (this soon into their relationship, this soon after he just broke off his last engagement)
Cortese's not a shabby actor.
... I actually don't have a lot of facts and/or personal beliefs about this girl (yet)

Jared is a spaz.
Jared is extremely very extra fond of Jensen. (Jensensexual, if you will)
Jared is a diva.
Jared is insecure.
Jared wants to turn some heads and knock 'em dead.
Jared's an idiot for proposing to Genevieve. (see above)
Jared's a better actor than people give him credit for (he just happens to get stuck in and around crap ass writing) but like Jensen, I think he's mediocre as well.

Harris is a snarky dork.
Harris is passive–aggressive bitch.
Harris could do better than Jensen.
Harris is a better Maxim type model than she is an actor. This isn't to say that I think she's a *bad* actress but yeah.


I like that it's Harris Jensen's with and not a playboy bunny. (this is not a slight against Krupa)
I hope that Jared and Genevieve are happy.
I want Jared and Jensen to grow old together and spend their evenings drinking iced tea while sitting in rocking chairs on their front porch.

To sum up and in conclusion, I adore these hot ass bitch ass douchnozzles flaws and all.

Comments

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I totally agree with some of these. Esp: Jensen's a mediocre actor but I hope he gets a big break sometime while he's still relevant to my interests. <--- PLEASE DO, JENSEN. ;_;

Jensensexual - INDEED.

I want to knock Jared/Gen's heads together for proposing and accepting. And Danneel for being a passive-aggressive bitch, lol.

In conclusion: I want Jared and Jensen to grow old together and spend their evenings drinking iced tea while sitting in rocking chairs on their front porch.

YESSSSSSSSSS. \o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like you a whole lot.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I like you a whole lot too! ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

We should interview Jared and Gen and just ask them, 'What the fuck were you thinking?'

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Yes, let's. And we're not leaving until they give us a good enough answer.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. *grabs the rope* ... What?

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I already had the handcuffs in my back pocket. *whistles* Nothing at all. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Excellent. *gets going*

[offside.livejournal.com]

yesssss. a lot of htis is what i think, too, haha. so A+ also. your tags for thsi post are amazing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*puts the A+ on the fridge* Heh. Thank you.

[alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com]

I agree with your summary and conclusion. :D
I think Jensen's just a bit above mediocre, but other than that I totes agree with it all.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

There are some moments when I think he's pretty decent (read: when he was Alec) but overall? Ehhh.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I honestly think that...(ok and let me preface this with I FUCKING LOVE JARED AND GEN VERY MUCH) Jared's insecurity led to the proposal, and Gen's need for love led to her acceptance. I think there's this whole competition thing going on and he knows he's never going to "beat" Jensen...unless HE gets married first.

(that's my own personal canon)

I also think Jared will wind up fighting to keep the marriage from failing, while Gen is the first to see what a big ol' booboo they made. (I kinda don't mind because I want Jared and Jensen to wind up divorced from the women and then disappear into obscurity so that I can wonder whether they wound up together on a ranch somewhere in the boonies.)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like your personal canon and it wouldn't surprise me if it were actually factually true at least on some level.

If these marriages do last? I will be a bit shocked and surprised. I hope there's a ranch in Jared and Jensen's future.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

If these marriages do last? I will be a bit shocked and surprised.

They fact they're "Hollywood marriages" already puts a huge strike against both succeeding. I'm thinking hard and I dunno how many actor/actress marriages go the the distance, let alone a long term relationship. I mean, they aren't mega-stars to be sure, but they have the same negatives against them as anybody else in the business.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Paul Newman and whatserface. I can't actually think of her name. Joanna? But was she even an actor? Hmm.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

He was married to Joanne Woodward until his death. But he was married to Jackie Witte before her, so ... I'm sure there are first time actor/actress marriages that do last, tho.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, then they're screwed.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

I agree with the Jensen getting a big break thing. Then again, I've kind of liked him since I was about 12, when he was on DOOL, so he very may well always be relative to my interests. Idk.

I also think Cortese is kind of silly for accepting Jared's proposal. You knew this already, though, obviously.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I've enjoyed Jensen for awhile now so he may be relevant for awhile longer but yeah.

Mmhmm. :)

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

RELEVANT! That's the word! Fuck, I couldn't think of what it was while typing my comment so I went with relative. Clearly I'm a dumbass.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

No, you're not.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I adore your freaking face!

[eilan.livejournal.com]

I agree with most of this!
I don't think that, if these marriages do happen, they'll last.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'll be surprised if they last.

[ames1010.livejournal.com]

I love your icon, Vicki!!!

[ames1010.livejournal.com]

Jensensexual. You should patent that. Totally.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I don't think it's mine to patent.

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to add that I, too, am Jensensexual. Small world.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee

[essene.livejournal.com]

I agree with nearly everything here. There are things about Ms. Cortese that I believe to be true, yet I have no proof therefore? I hold my tongue.

But out of everything these 2 so HARD:
I like that it's Harris Jensen's with and not a playboy bunny.
I want Jared and Jensen to grow old together and spend their evenings drinking iced tea while sitting in rocking chairs on their front porch.

Just. Like. That.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'd like to know what you believe to be true. Please pm me if you don't want to post here. *nods*

[essene.livejournal.com]

It's just this feeling I get from her, that "superiority" thing--I'm a classically trained actress and super athletic - I am supergirl hear me roar. I just feel that she's likely a spectacular bitch IRL and finds fandom less than bugs upon the soles of her shoes. Where Danneel is at least open and honest about how she feels about the crazy, Cortese is backhanded and snide. I also get the sense that it's rubbing off on Jared "I'm too good for TV" Padalecki which is...well, not a good look for him. Especially when he's sitting next to Ackles who manages to be all humble and "I'm just glad I'm working" man.

Also, why won't she do a fandom convention? I mean, it's not like she's working and she had a pretty large part in the show--if she could go to be "moral support" for Jared, why not make a buck or 2 while she's at it?

I just don't like her. At. ALL.

Like I said, no proof, just a random amalgamation of things that may or may not be true that my head mixed up all together and baked up.

[diner]

♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[bouncywild.livejournal.com]

Hear, hear!

What makes you say Cortese is a snob? CURIOUS MINDS.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

I agree with most of this, actually, especially the Jensensexual part. I like that term. You should copyright that before someone steals it up. :D

I'm not sure how I feel about Cortese given the fact that, you know, I don't know her to really form an opinion. We only really know so much, but just from that she seems like a rather quiet person, and Jared seems to have a type (short, booby brunettes... just sayin'...).

Danneel on the other hand, yeah, she has that passive-aggressive thing down to a T. Most of that seems to stem from the fact that almost the entirety of fandom (just from what I've seen; also, see spn_gossip) hates her hardcore... which makes me hope her and Jensen stay married for 50+ years just to spite everyone hating.

I think Jared has issues, emotionally. I feel very weird making notices like that because he could be the most stable guy ever, but he makes quick moves and sometimes I have to go, "Wait, what?" Jensen seems ready to settle down for some reason. He has a big family, right? Or is that Jared...? Fuck, idek.

In conclusion, Jared and Jensen should get gay married already.