cortese and ackles. harris and padalecki.

[certainthings]

Because sometimes you need to beat that dead horse.

Some of this is fact. Some of it is just what I believe. All of it is my personal canon. Even if it contradicts itself.


Jensen loves Jared more than he's ever loved anyone thus far in his life.
Jensen is gay. Gay gay gay.
Jensen is a huge freakin' dork.
Jensen is a douchenozzle.
Jensen has a sense of humour that I think I'd get along with.
Jensen's a mediocre actor but I hope he gets a big break sometime while he's still relevant to my interests.

Cortese is a doll.
Cortese is a snob.
Cortese is a bit of a fool for saying yes to Jared. (this soon into their relationship, this soon after he just broke off his last engagement)
Cortese's not a shabby actor.
... I actually don't have a lot of facts and/or personal beliefs about this girl (yet)

Jared is a spaz.
Jared is extremely very extra fond of Jensen. (Jensensexual, if you will)
Jared is a diva.
Jared is insecure.
Jared wants to turn some heads and knock 'em dead.
Jared's an idiot for proposing to Genevieve. (see above)
Jared's a better actor than people give him credit for (he just happens to get stuck in and around crap ass writing) but like Jensen, I think he's mediocre as well.

Harris is a snarky dork.
Harris is passive–aggressive bitch.
Harris could do better than Jensen.
Harris is a better Maxim type model than she is an actor. This isn't to say that I think she's a *bad* actress but yeah.


I like that it's Harris Jensen's with and not a playboy bunny. (this is not a slight against Krupa)
I hope that Jared and Genevieve are happy.
I want Jared and Jensen to grow old together and spend their evenings drinking iced tea while sitting in rocking chairs on their front porch.

To sum up and in conclusion, I adore these hot ass bitch ass douchnozzles flaws and all.

Comments

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I honestly think that...(ok and let me preface this with I FUCKING LOVE JARED AND GEN VERY MUCH) Jared's insecurity led to the proposal, and Gen's need for love led to her acceptance. I think there's this whole competition thing going on and he knows he's never going to "beat" Jensen...unless HE gets married first.

(that's my own personal canon)

I also think Jared will wind up fighting to keep the marriage from failing, while Gen is the first to see what a big ol' booboo they made. (I kinda don't mind because I want Jared and Jensen to wind up divorced from the women and then disappear into obscurity so that I can wonder whether they wound up together on a ranch somewhere in the boonies.)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like your personal canon and it wouldn't surprise me if it were actually factually true at least on some level.

If these marriages do last? I will be a bit shocked and surprised. I hope there's a ranch in Jared and Jensen's future.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

If these marriages do last? I will be a bit shocked and surprised.

They fact they're "Hollywood marriages" already puts a huge strike against both succeeding. I'm thinking hard and I dunno how many actor/actress marriages go the the distance, let alone a long term relationship. I mean, they aren't mega-stars to be sure, but they have the same negatives against them as anybody else in the business.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Paul Newman and whatserface. I can't actually think of her name. Joanna? But was she even an actor? Hmm.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

He was married to Joanne Woodward until his death. But he was married to Jackie Witte before her, so ... I'm sure there are first time actor/actress marriages that do last, tho.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, then they're screwed.