cortese and ackles. harris and padalecki.

[certainthings]

Because sometimes you need to beat that dead horse.

Some of this is fact. Some of it is just what I believe. All of it is my personal canon. Even if it contradicts itself.


Jensen loves Jared more than he's ever loved anyone thus far in his life.
Jensen is gay. Gay gay gay.
Jensen is a huge freakin' dork.
Jensen is a douchenozzle.
Jensen has a sense of humour that I think I'd get along with.
Jensen's a mediocre actor but I hope he gets a big break sometime while he's still relevant to my interests.

Cortese is a doll.
Cortese is a snob.
Cortese is a bit of a fool for saying yes to Jared. (this soon into their relationship, this soon after he just broke off his last engagement)
Cortese's not a shabby actor.
... I actually don't have a lot of facts and/or personal beliefs about this girl (yet)

Jared is a spaz.
Jared is extremely very extra fond of Jensen. (Jensensexual, if you will)
Jared is a diva.
Jared is insecure.
Jared wants to turn some heads and knock 'em dead.
Jared's an idiot for proposing to Genevieve. (see above)
Jared's a better actor than people give him credit for (he just happens to get stuck in and around crap ass writing) but like Jensen, I think he's mediocre as well.

Harris is a snarky dork.
Harris is passive–aggressive bitch.
Harris could do better than Jensen.
Harris is a better Maxim type model than she is an actor. This isn't to say that I think she's a *bad* actress but yeah.


I like that it's Harris Jensen's with and not a playboy bunny. (this is not a slight against Krupa)
I hope that Jared and Genevieve are happy.
I want Jared and Jensen to grow old together and spend their evenings drinking iced tea while sitting in rocking chairs on their front porch.

To sum up and in conclusion, I adore these hot ass bitch ass douchnozzles flaws and all.

Comments

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I totally agree with some of these. Esp: Jensen's a mediocre actor but I hope he gets a big break sometime while he's still relevant to my interests. <--- PLEASE DO, JENSEN. ;_;

Jensensexual - INDEED.

I want to knock Jared/Gen's heads together for proposing and accepting. And Danneel for being a passive-aggressive bitch, lol.

In conclusion: I want Jared and Jensen to grow old together and spend their evenings drinking iced tea while sitting in rocking chairs on their front porch.

YESSSSSSSSSS. \o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like you a whole lot.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I like you a whole lot too! ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

We should interview Jared and Gen and just ask them, 'What the fuck were you thinking?'

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Yes, let's. And we're not leaving until they give us a good enough answer.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. *grabs the rope* ... What?

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I already had the handcuffs in my back pocket. *whistles* Nothing at all. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Excellent. *gets going*