Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.

[certainthings]

Canucks. Yey!

Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.

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What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?

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There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.

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Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!



[with thanks to sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]

And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know




with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.

Comments

[punnky-kitty.livejournal.com]

well gotdayum.
i'm surprised he didn't take out the entire first row.

*stares more*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

Someone comes home with a bruise on their cheek.

Other Person: My God, what happened?
Person at Con: Oh, I was in the front row at the Con - got hit by Jared's cock.
Other Person: o.O
Person at Con: Tell me about it.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha.

I love you, Michelle. Seriously.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Do you think maybe this is doing favours for Jared/SamGirls?

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

!!!!! :D:D *keysmash*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?!

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Goddamn but I hate that movie. Everything about that scene is not funny to me.

Oh Jared Padalecki, how I love you. I have literally watched that clip that that still is from like a dozen times. "Sometimes you just get tired..."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I really want to see the movie, because I keep hearing that it's GOOD but you say not so much and well, from what I've seen and heard (even the "good") I'm thinking that well, I'll like it because I'm easy to please when it comes to movies but not like it in the sense of it not being good. There's sense buried in there somewhere.

I mostly like Jensen's get up in the clip. And it kind of makes me want to see Sam and Dean dressed like that or Dean dressed like that and Sam with some charcoal gray emo!pants that them Emo!Band people wear.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahha. Does he ever say "kick it up a notch." :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

"Stop channel flicking, it's annoying."

"Fine." Jared tosses the remote beside him, leaving the station on the Food Network.

"You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

"Hey, I only stopped because you told me to, besides maybe I'll cook whatever they make and you can thank me later."

"And how exactly would I thank you?" Jensen raises an eyebrow.

"I'm sure we'll both think of something appropriate. Now, shush, I have to pay attention."

"Whatever," Jensen sighs and slumps back on the couch.

* * *

On the show, Emeril tosses his personal seasoning onto the chicken. "BAM!"

"What the hell, Jared?" Jensen asks.

"What the hell what?"

"You haven't noticed? Every time Emeril says "BAM!" you thrust your hips forward, like your trying to poke him with your dick."

"Huh."

Jensen slides closer to Jared and leans in close. "Bam." He whispers in Jared's ear, watching as Jared's hips jerk a little.

"Bam. Bam. Bam."

"Dammit, Jensen." Jared growls low in his throat.

"So does the Flinstones turn you on too?" Jensen jokes before swinging his legs over and straddling Jared.

"Jensen, I can't see the Tv."

"Oh, you poor baby. Let me make it up to you." Jensen says licking at Jared's bottom lip.

"I haven't even cooked for you yet." Jared grins kissing Jensen.

"Yeah, well. I thought I'd thank you first and then you could be the one to order the Chinese."

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

The unicorn peen is out to get you. :0P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It is!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

*stares*

Y'know, I've seen this picture in a couple places now, and funnily enough, I NEVER GET TIRED OF SEEING IT. *g*

I think, but I can't swear to it, that the picture is nova_berry's. All higher brain function has been cancelled out by the ginormous cock rearing up. ;)

I should say thank you, though, for posting it, because it makes a really nice birthday present *g*. So, thank you!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I want to sleep with it under my pillow - and if I had a printer? It's possible that that might happen but I don't.

Nah, not Nova's, she just posted the pictures but didn't take them.

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

You should have warned me about the cock poking my eye. Duude! :D

And that scene with Priestley is probably one of the silliest, common-placed comic devices I've seen lately. Kinda lame.

I dig the kilt though ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sorry. But uhm, I didn't want to.

*nods* I mostly like the outfit in the scene and how he reminds me of awkward!Dean. The conversation? Ehhh.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Where is the smack? I don't see any smack talking about how Jared's gonna use his gigantor peen for evil to knock down government buildings and shit AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

or not, whatever. We could just talk about Dean in a dress.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Why did I just have an image of some guy saying, "Mr. President, there's someone here to see you." And then Jared walks in and the President jumps up from his chair and backs himself against the wall, cowering and muttering to himself. Jared just stands there with his hands on his hips - looking around at the room. Not saying a word. Not yet.

Jensen should wear skirts or dresses more often.

[titti]

I'm supposed to be working, not stare at his crotch all day. *stares some more*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Staring at his crotch makes the day move faster. Or at least that's what I'm hoping.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*puts a blanket over you* :p

[abydosww.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is quite...large! I swear I was trying to look at his face during his panel but my eyes kept drifting downward. It's his own fault for being hung like an Elephant and pointing it at . It's a beautiful thing indeed. *sigh*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does seem like it'd be difficult to concentrate on his face when he's all sprawled out like that flashing his shit like he's Sharon Stone. :p

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

Byfuglien is one those LOL names. It kinda' cracks me up every time I see it. Clutterbuck too. Makes me think of clusterfuck.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is there a Clutterbuck playing for a team? Or just a name you've seen around?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*Stares* ... *stares some more* ...

GOOD LORD. O_o

I...kinda want to hang that picture on my office door and see how long it takes me to get in trouble for posting obscene material.

*ahem* Moving on!


*watches TIH clip* *snort* Yeah, it just occurred with me that I used to know a guy that dressed like that. *eyeroll*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

DO IT!

I kind of like the get up. I just. I don't know.

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

I can't get the video to play. It keeps taking me to photobucket.com.
*pouts*

And...DUDE. *stares at Jared's third arm*
Jesus Christ.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's just a screencap of the video :)

The actual video is probably over at _sin_attract's lj.

[mystic-reader.livejournal.com]

I love you just too damn much, girl. You have made my day..

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/