Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.

[certainthings]

Canucks. Yey!

Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.

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What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?

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There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.

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Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!



[with thanks to sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]

And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know




with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.

Comments

[abydosww.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is quite...large! I swear I was trying to look at his face during his panel but my eyes kept drifting downward. It's his own fault for being hung like an Elephant and pointing it at . It's a beautiful thing indeed. *sigh*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does seem like it'd be difficult to concentrate on his face when he's all sprawled out like that flashing his shit like he's Sharon Stone. :p