Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.

[certainthings]

Canucks. Yey!

Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.

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What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?

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There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.

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Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!



[with thanks to sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]

And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know




with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.

Comments

[punnky-kitty.livejournal.com]

well gotdayum.
i'm surprised he didn't take out the entire first row.

*stares more*

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha.

I love you, Michelle. Seriously.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

!!!!! :D:D *keysmash*

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Goddamn but I hate that movie. Everything about that scene is not funny to me.

Oh Jared Padalecki, how I love you. I have literally watched that clip that that still is from like a dozen times. "Sometimes you just get tired..."

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

The unicorn peen is out to get you. :0P

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

*stares*

Y'know, I've seen this picture in a couple places now, and funnily enough, I NEVER GET TIRED OF SEEING IT. *g*

I think, but I can't swear to it, that the picture is nova_berry's. All higher brain function has been cancelled out by the ginormous cock rearing up. ;)

I should say thank you, though, for posting it, because it makes a really nice birthday present *g*. So, thank you!

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

You should have warned me about the cock poking my eye. Duude! :D

And that scene with Priestley is probably one of the silliest, common-placed comic devices I've seen lately. Kinda lame.

I dig the kilt though ;)

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Where is the smack? I don't see any smack talking about how Jared's gonna use his gigantor peen for evil to knock down government buildings and shit AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

or not, whatever. We could just talk about Dean in a dress.

[titti]

I'm supposed to be working, not stare at his crotch all day. *stares some more*

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[abydosww.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is quite...large! I swear I was trying to look at his face during his panel but my eyes kept drifting downward. It's his own fault for being hung like an Elephant and pointing it at . It's a beautiful thing indeed. *sigh*

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

Byfuglien is one those LOL names. It kinda' cracks me up every time I see it. Clutterbuck too. Makes me think of clusterfuck.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*Stares* ... *stares some more* ...

GOOD LORD. O_o

I...kinda want to hang that picture on my office door and see how long it takes me to get in trouble for posting obscene material.

*ahem* Moving on!


*watches TIH clip* *snort* Yeah, it just occurred with me that I used to know a guy that dressed like that. *eyeroll*

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

I can't get the video to play. It keeps taking me to photobucket.com.
*pouts*

And...DUDE. *stares at Jared's third arm*
Jesus Christ.

[mystic-reader.livejournal.com]

I love you just too damn much, girl. You have made my day..