Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.

[certainthings]

Canucks. Yey!

Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.

* * *

What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?

* * *

There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.

* * *

Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!



[with thanks to sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]

And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know




with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.

Comments

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

Byfuglien is one those LOL names. It kinda' cracks me up every time I see it. Clutterbuck too. Makes me think of clusterfuck.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is there a Clutterbuck playing for a team? Or just a name you've seen around?

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

He's one of the Wild babies who was called up for like two games. Cal Clutterbuck.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Do you know what his nickname is?

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

No idea, wouldn't it be funny if it was "klutzy"? :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. Yes. Or something really normal like "Norman"

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

That would be awesome. Sadly, it's just Clutts. *glum*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Why do they suck so bad at nicknames?