Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.

[certainthings]

Canucks. Yey!

Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.

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What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?

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There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.

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Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!



[with thanks to sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]

And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know




with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Staring at his crotch makes the day move faster. Or at least that's what I'm hoping.

[titti]

Yes, I can see myself tomorrow going "Yes, your Honor, I know I was supposed to be preparing the case, but I was too busy staring at Jared's cock. You should understand."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And then submit the one picture as Exhibit A.

Judge: I'll be in my chambers.

It'd happen just like that.

[titti]

I'm printing this page and hope for the best.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Goodluck.