Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.

[certainthings]

Canucks. Yey!

Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.

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What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?

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There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.

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Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!



[with thanks to sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]

And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know




with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

DO IT!

I kind of like the get up. I just. I don't know.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

If anyone bitches then I'll do the wide-eyed innocent bit and act all surprised/appalled like "Oh my goodness, you people are perverted!" HA!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. It would work. Because really one shouldn't just automatically look THERE but more at his FACE

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Yeah...you shouldn't look there and yet I remember the first time I saw this video I had to watch it twice to catch his facial expressions. *ahem* C'mon, he's got legs for miles and they're all sprawled out and mmmmmm...