Gonna wake up gay married

[certainthings]

Colbert: If gay marriage becomes legal what's going to keep a gay guy from sneaking into my house while I'm asleep and gay marrying me? I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

Colbert: Why do gays deserve equal rights? - ten words or less, make one of them appletini.

Comments

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And that was my reaction.

[pie_andcoffee]

colbert would totally love to be married to a gay guy.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Or just married to Stewart.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I love how he actually counted how many words the guy used - appletini.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! God, I love him

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Get your own thing. Call it something else, make it new, make it cool. You guys are very creative. We have marriage, you have something else. You have.. you have, uh, manrage or something.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

That interview was the only thing my sister has ever seen of The Colbert Report and now she loves him :D

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

ooo I'm stealing this icon of yours. I want one without the thought bubble. I'll have to go in search.

and I'm off! duh da duh!
(that's me making flying arms if you couldn't tell.)

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

I smell J2 AU!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is that what that is?

Danneel: Jensen?
Jensen: Hmm?
Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us?
Jensen: [sits up] What?
Jared: [beams] Morning, husband.
Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on?
Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch.
Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?!
Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married.
Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal.
Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves]
Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married.
Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay.
Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay.
Jensen: Shut it!
Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower?
Jensen: But Danneel ...
Jared: Isn't here.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA ILOVEYOUSOMUCH!!

We just got gay married, bitch.

The best part of that line is the 'bitch'. I want an icon with that.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh! I forgot to mention that yes, I stole that line from Buffy.

I thought the "bitch" added a nice uh, realistic touch to the piece. :p

(http://tinypic.com)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't think I knew he was looking at Krupa.

Thanks - and uhm, I don't :/

[pie_andcoffee]

heh. it's me. and yeah. it's right after she glomped him and embarrassed the fuck out of him and he kisses her on the head all gritty-teethed like, 'behave yourself, you idiot.'

of course, jared wishes he'd kiss him in public like that, just once. hee.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts* They looked like they had a wonderful relationship, eh? And yes, my voice is dripping with sarcasm.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

AAAAHHHH I LOVE YOU MORE! IF SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE!!

It totally does, and Buffy!!

*smishes* I needed this, thanks. ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

!!!! I'M GLAD YOU LIKED

*gnaws on your face*

[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

haha - that reminded me of Drawn Together!

My favorite part? "And Jen? You're like super gay."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think I've seen one ep of that show, I know I've seen promos so uhm, thank you. Cos, it looks damn amusing.

:)

[alazysod.livejournal.com]

"Well, has anyone tried that yet?"

also, the Smooth Jazz Mayonnaise Festival? WIN.

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, *this* makes your Jsquared gay married bed fic make more sense, lol.

Apparently, when "appletini" is in print, I flounder at the pronunciation and think it's a latinate word I've never encountered before. :facepalm:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yeah, I suppose knowing about the Colbert bit before hand would make it more understandable.

I had to google appletini before using it because it looks so wrong.