Gonna wake up gay married

[certainthings]

Colbert: If gay marriage becomes legal what's going to keep a gay guy from sneaking into my house while I'm asleep and gay marrying me? I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

Colbert: Why do gays deserve equal rights? - ten words or less, make one of them appletini.

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is that what that is?

Danneel: Jensen?
Jensen: Hmm?
Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us?
Jensen: [sits up] What?
Jared: [beams] Morning, husband.
Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on?
Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch.
Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?!
Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married.
Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal.
Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves]
Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married.
Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay.
Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay.
Jensen: Shut it!
Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower?
Jensen: But Danneel ...
Jared: Isn't here.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA ILOVEYOUSOMUCH!!

We just got gay married, bitch.

The best part of that line is the 'bitch'. I want an icon with that.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh! I forgot to mention that yes, I stole that line from Buffy.

I thought the "bitch" added a nice uh, realistic touch to the piece. :p

(http://tinypic.com)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't think I knew he was looking at Krupa.

Thanks - and uhm, I don't :/

[pie_andcoffee]

heh. it's me. and yeah. it's right after she glomped him and embarrassed the fuck out of him and he kisses her on the head all gritty-teethed like, 'behave yourself, you idiot.'

of course, jared wishes he'd kiss him in public like that, just once. hee.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts* They looked like they had a wonderful relationship, eh? And yes, my voice is dripping with sarcasm.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

AAAAHHHH I LOVE YOU MORE! IF SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE!!

It totally does, and Buffy!!

*smishes* I needed this, thanks. ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

!!!! I'M GLAD YOU LIKED

*gnaws on your face*

[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

haha - that reminded me of Drawn Together!

My favorite part? "And Jen? You're like super gay."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think I've seen one ep of that show, I know I've seen promos so uhm, thank you. Cos, it looks damn amusing.

:)