Gonna wake up gay married

[certainthings]

Colbert: If gay marriage becomes legal what's going to keep a gay guy from sneaking into my house while I'm asleep and gay marrying me? I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

Colbert: Why do gays deserve equal rights? - ten words or less, make one of them appletini.

Comments

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

[pie_andcoffee]

colbert would totally love to be married to a gay guy.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I love how he actually counted how many words the guy used - appletini.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Get your own thing. Call it something else, make it new, make it cool. You guys are very creative. We have marriage, you have something else. You have.. you have, uh, manrage or something.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

That interview was the only thing my sister has ever seen of The Colbert Report and now she loves him :D

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

I smell J2 AU!

[alazysod.livejournal.com]

"Well, has anyone tried that yet?"

also, the Smooth Jazz Mayonnaise Festival? WIN.

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, *this* makes your Jsquared gay married bed fic make more sense, lol.

Apparently, when "appletini" is in print, I flounder at the pronunciation and think it's a latinate word I've never encountered before. :facepalm: