Gonna wake up gay married

[certainthings]

Colbert: If gay marriage becomes legal what's going to keep a gay guy from sneaking into my house while I'm asleep and gay marrying me? I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

Colbert: Why do gays deserve equal rights? - ten words or less, make one of them appletini.

Comments

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Get your own thing. Call it something else, make it new, make it cool. You guys are very creative. We have marriage, you have something else. You have.. you have, uh, manrage or something.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha