Gonna wake up gay married

[certainthings]

Colbert: If gay marriage becomes legal what's going to keep a gay guy from sneaking into my house while I'm asleep and gay marrying me? I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

Colbert: Why do gays deserve equal rights? - ten words or less, make one of them appletini.

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[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, *this* makes your Jsquared gay married bed fic make more sense, lol.

Apparently, when "appletini" is in print, I flounder at the pronunciation and think it's a latinate word I've never encountered before. :facepalm:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yeah, I suppose knowing about the Colbert bit before hand would make it more understandable.

I had to google appletini before using it because it looks so wrong.