Danneel: Jensen? Jensen: Hmm? Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us? Jensen: [sits up] What? Jared: [beams] Morning, husband. Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on? Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch. Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?! Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married. Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal. Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves] Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married. Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay. Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay. Jensen: Shut it! Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower? Jensen: But Danneel ... Jared: Isn't here.
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Date: 2008-02-07 05:34 pm (UTC)Danneel: Jensen?
Jensen: Hmm?
Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us?
Jensen: [sits up] What?
Jared: [beams] Morning, husband.
Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on?
Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch.
Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?!
Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married.
Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal.
Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves]
Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married.
Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay.
Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay.
Jensen: Shut it!
Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower?
Jensen: But Danneel ...
Jared: Isn't here.