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Jensen: Hey, Jared? We need to talk.
Jared: Are you pregnant?
Jensen: Yeah, and I don't know who the baby's daddy is.
Jared: Slut.
Jensen: Heh. Uhm, seriously though, I think I'm going to move out. Pretty sure, actually.
Jared: What? Did I do something wrong?
Jensen: [thinking: No, I did. I fell in love with you.] Course not, I just think it'd be for the best.
Jared: Can I do something to change your mind? Laundry for a month? Two? Buy you a puppy?
Jensen: [thinking: Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever.] Dude. I just know how jealous you are of how incredibly goodlooking I am, I don't want to be living with you when you get all bitter about it.
Jared: Ha. Ha. Asshole.
Jensen: I don't want you getting tired of me. I don't want to get tired of you. It's going to be another season together, maybe two. It's not like we won't see each other almost every day.
Jared: And we can talk on the phone again.
Jensen: You're such a girl.
Jared: Whatever, *Jenny*
Jensen: Call me that again and I'm moving out tonight.
Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.
Jensen: [thinking: Stop making me want to stay, this is hard enough as it is.] I'm going to my room to pack. Call me a cab in an hour, wouldya?
Jared: I'll find away to make you stay, Jensen.
Jensen: Good luck with that.
Jared: Chinese?
Jensen: ... is going to make me stay?
Jared: I thought we'd order it for dinner, duh.
Jensen: Your call.

[fictional conversation]

Jay?
Hmm?
[Jensen moves closer to Jared and rests his head on Jared's shoulder]
What was it like?
What was what like?
Being engaged ... to a *girl*
[Jared waits a moment before answering]
It felt safe.
[Jensen takes Jared's hand in his]
And now?
[Jared presses his lips to Jensen's temple and smiles]
Now? Now it feels right.

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I've got two invite codes for Dreamwidth if anyone wants one.

Where is the story where Jared and Jensen are dolls and fall in love? I don't know the how or why but you lot are creative. Or perhaps only one is a doll and the other is a client and even though it's not really real they fall in love only the client is all sad in the face because he knows it's not really real but then sometime later the doll's contract is up and he runs into the client at a grocery store and they start talking and things fall into place there and really real schmoopy love is just around the corner.

Sure Jared and Jensen are sharing/splitting a mortgage but has Jensen officially adopted Harley and Sadie? Did Jared get the papers so that Jensen could sign them. Was there a little dorky schmoopy ceremony with cupcakes and special treats for the dogs? Was Clif there and did he roll his eyes and call them girls? Maybe it happened the night the two of them, Kerr Smith and Danneel Harris all went to see MBV and Kerr and Danneel acted as witnesses ... does one even need a witness when adopting a dog? I don't know. I'm thinking probably not.

I need answers!

my new wallpaper

they're so shiny.

Jensen was in the laundry room folding towels when he noticed Jared standing in the doorway. He nodded a hello and then went back to folding. Jared didn't say anything, he just sighed a bit and made other noises of disapproval. After a minute or so Jensen turned to Jared and asked if there was a problem. Jared hesitated a moment before telling Jensen that he was folding the towels wrong. Jensen thew a towel at him. "Show me how it's done then." Jared folded the towel to his liking and set it down. "Your mom teach you that, momma's boy?" Jensen asked. Jared smiled before saying, "Actually, it was Chad." Five minutes later Jensen was still laughing.

*this is completely and totally a lie because I don't actually believe that Jared or Jensen do their own laundry or fold it

- Why is LJ so dead? *pokes it*

- But where are all the epic J2 fics? The new ones, I mean.

- Watched Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist today and ( spoilers )

- Hey

[before they together]

One time after Jensen finally kicked Jared's ass at football (video game - not the real thing) Jared reached over and patted Jensen's leg and said, 'Good boy.' Jensen huffed and said, 'Dammit, Jared I'm not one of your dogs.' Jared smiled but didn't look at Jensen when he said, 'Yeah, but if I asked nicely you'd lick my face, right?' Jensen laughed and muttered a, 'You wish' before asking if Jared wanted another beer.

[nowish]

Jared still pats Jensen on the leg but instead of barking at Jared (pun fully intended) Jensen just leans over and licks Jared on the cheek before kissing him. One time when he was feeling brave Jared told Jensen, 'You kiss better than Sadie.' Jensen pushed Jared away from him and managed to ignore him for two and a half hours.

During that two hours Jared baked Jensen cookies.

Someday he'll come along, The man I love
And he'll be big and strong, The man I love
And when he comes my way
I'll do my best to make him stay

Ivri Lider - The Man I Love

book_choco_loco: What if Jared doesn't notice the lovesick look Jensen is throwing at him!?! Because you know, he's so TALL and he can't see Jensen's face properly without bending D:

smidgy06: Hahaha. Ooh! You just made me think of a bunny! Oh, I wish I could write.

Jared'd be uh, dickin' around on his computer during a break while filming and Jensen would come into his trailer all casual, 'Hey what you're doing?' And Jared'd be 'Just looking at pictures.' Jensen, 'Naked girls?' Jared, 'No. Of you. Of us.' Jensen, 'Can't get enough of me on set, huh?' And Jared'd just laugh and then say like, 'Hey, Jen?' all serious like and Jensen would tense up a bit and say, 'Yeah?' And Jared'd point to one of the pictures of Jensen looking at Jared like a love sick puppy and ask, 'Do you do that often?' Jensen, 'Do what often?' Jared, 'Look at me like that?' Jensen then would ... I dunno. Laugh a little too loud and deny it and then look at his watch and tell Jared that it was time for them to get back to work and uhm, then I don't know what would happen. But it'd end with the hot gay bumsex.

Someone write this for us, or if it's been written point us in the direction of said story.

book_choco_loco will have your babies ~~over for the weekend~~. Okay, she didn't actually SAY that but uhm, I'm sure she would.

Bored. Bored bored bored. *glares at the day* Move faster, bitch!

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There's a friending meme here. Go. Befriend.

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I need Saturday to be, I dunno, let's go with 38 hours instead of the usual 24. Can we make that happen? Can we all hold hands and pray? C'mon!

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Come and see JENSEN ACKLES and JARED PADALECKI from Supernatural (Dean and Sam Winchester) LIVE and IN PERSON!
Appearing Sunday at the convention, alone and together!

Live and IN PERSON? They're going to be LIVE? Jared and Jensen. Together ... and alone? [This "alone" refers to bathroom breaks, yes?] But live? So ... They're not dead? This is great news. Really great.

Jensen, 'ol boy. You've fallen to fifth place. FIFTH. *shakes head* But you're close to Jared now, and I suppose that's how you would want it.

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Sam Winchester tries to recreate 9 and a Half Weeks but fails dramatically ( cut for picture )

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( Hello, David Boreanaz )

Does Jared golf with Jensen?

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Do Todd and Markus still talk on the phone like 16 year old girls?

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And that about sums up why I don't really care for that thing.

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