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I really sort of want Anya, Castiel and Sheldon to all meet and hang out for awhile. Perhaps at a coffee shop or somewhere like that.

Yes, I know Anya is dead and I very strongly dislike Castiel and often times Sheldon annoys me ... Still. I think it'd be amusing to see the three of them together.

There was a Con this weekend ... probably maybe still going on. I know that there were a couple pictures of Jared and Jensen posted on twitter but uh, where are the lj posts of them? Where are the good pictures?

Seriously. Where are they?

Jensen falls in love with Sam. (Not an AU)


It's about a week into filming the pilot and they're breaking for lunch.

Jensen says, 'So, I'm kinda gay.'
Jared smiles, raises an eyebrow. 'Just, 'kinda'?
Jensen sighs, relieved. 'Okay. Mostly. 96 percent.'
'You seeing anyone?' Pauses before, 'Hey, I thought you had a girlfriend.'
'Nah, there's just a girl who's a friend. And no. Not seeing anyone.'


* * *

'You look, I dunno ... You look smitten, Jensen.' Jared teases.
Jensen smiles. Walks away without saying anything.
Jared catches up, puts his hand on Jensen's shoulder stopping him. 'There a new guy?' He asks.
'No. Er, well there is someone but I don't think he knows I'm alive.'
'That can't be true. Tell me about him.'
'He's perfect, Jared. Tall, strong and beautiful with an old soul.'
'He gotta name? A job?'
'Sam. He uh, he hunts.'
Jared stares at Jensen, not sure if he's hearing what he's hearing. Waiting for the punchline.
'I'm going to my trailer,' Jensen says after Jared doesn't say anything. 'I'll see you later?'
'Yeah. Yeah. Of course.'

* * *

It's about a month later when Jensen brings up Sam again.

'Dude. You should've seen Sam today he was amazing.'
Jared laughs. 'I know, I was there.'
Jensen cocks his head to the side. 'You were? Why didn't you come say, "Hi."?'
'Are you all right?'
'Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?'
'Jensen? You do know that I'm Sam, right? I mean that I play Sam just like you play Dean.'
'No. Sam is Sam and you're Jared.'
'Yes, but I'm also Sam. You're Jensen and Dean. I'm Jared and Sam.'
'You like him, don't you?'
'Like who?'
'Sam!'
'I uh, I don't hate myself.'
'You want him to like you and not me. You're not even gay!'
'Jensen! Listen to me. I AM Sam.'
'No, you're an asshole.'

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Someone write that for me, okay? But you know, better and more details and more plot! I don't know how it reads up there but in my head it's a little bit sad. Kind of twisted and slow. Clearly, Jensen is a tad bit delusional. He understands that he's Jensen and Dean but when it comes to Sam and Jared they're two totally completely separate people and he doesn't pay attention to the fact that he's never seen the two of them together. And he falls in love with Sam. 'Course he can never be with Sam, obviously.

Please. It could be a good story. *encourages someone ... anyone*

Where is the story where Jared and Jensen are dolls and fall in love? I don't know the how or why but you lot are creative. Or perhaps only one is a doll and the other is a client and even though it's not really real they fall in love only the client is all sad in the face because he knows it's not really real but then sometime later the doll's contract is up and he runs into the client at a grocery store and they start talking and things fall into place there and really real schmoopy love is just around the corner.

I am going to marry Neil Patrick Harris.

( Dr. Horrible Part II spoilers )

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