certainthings: (Kreuk is laughing at you)
Awhile back a friend and I were in Wal Mart. There was this.



And it makes me laugh a lot. Probably more than it was meant to. Though, to be fair, I'm not sure if it was intended to be hilarious. But really, what kind of message is this toy sending? Yes, kids. If there is ever any danger, like a bomb, run toward it with your arms outstretched. When it hits you, it'll feel like a hug.
certainthings: (Sandra - CSI)
I was looking at a pizza menu today, looking at the list of toppings that they had because I do that. And most of them were your normal type of pizza toppings but also listed were raisins. WTF? Seriously. I just ... What? I looked at their list of pizzas and none of them had raisins as one of the toppings. What else would you put on a pizza that you'd think, 'Oh, I think raisins would go great with this?'  If you know the answer, please tell me.

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screencaps of Sandy in CSI:LV here - if one wanted to use them or just ogle.

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In the old days, freckles were called "moth-patches" and were considered an affliction.
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Apparently Lindsay Lohan's mom was at some event (I'm not sure which) where there were celebrities. She went up to some guy and said, 'You look familiar, do I know you? Are you in my industry?' "Some guy" looked at her and said, 'Yeah, I'm Martin Scorsese.'

Hahaha. Someone needs to be whacked. Seriously.  "Are you in my industry" to MARTIN SCORSESE?

Who the fuck does she think she is? Jesus!

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Daniel Tosh: It's like the Olsen twins, it's just gotten sad. I kind of hope one of them ODs so I can stop guessing.

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