Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.

[certainthings]

Canucks. Yey!

Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.

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What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?

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There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.

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Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!



[with thanks to sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]

And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know




with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I really really want to see this movie!

Yes! I'm so looking forward to that ending just to see if it bothers me as much as I think it will because yeah. [saw the spoiler]

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

You should have warned me about the cock poking my eye. Duude! :D

And that scene with Priestley is probably one of the silliest, common-placed comic devices I've seen lately. Kinda lame.

I dig the kilt though ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I want to sleep with it under my pillow - and if I had a printer? It's possible that that might happen but I don't.

Nah, not Nova's, she just posted the pictures but didn't take them.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Where is the smack? I don't see any smack talking about how Jared's gonna use his gigantor peen for evil to knock down government buildings and shit AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

or not, whatever. We could just talk about Dean in a dress.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I just started, had to eat dinner first.

Eugh, stupid Smallville.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sorry. But uhm, I didn't want to.

*nods* I mostly like the outfit in the scene and how he reminds me of awkward!Dean. The conversation? Ehhh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I hope you like.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Why did I just have an image of some guy saying, "Mr. President, there's someone here to see you." And then Jared walks in and the President jumps up from his chair and backs himself against the wall, cowering and muttering to himself. Jared just stands there with his hands on his hips - looking around at the room. Not saying a word. Not yet.

Jensen should wear skirts or dresses more often.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I did. It was creepy to watch but very cool.
I'm pretty sure Kripke talked about this episode in an interview.

Am gonna watch Dexter now and then Buffy again.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

"Stop channel flicking, it's annoying."

"Fine." Jared tosses the remote beside him, leaving the station on the Food Network.

"You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

"Hey, I only stopped because you told me to, besides maybe I'll cook whatever they make and you can thank me later."

"And how exactly would I thank you?" Jensen raises an eyebrow.

"I'm sure we'll both think of something appropriate. Now, shush, I have to pay attention."

"Whatever," Jensen sighs and slumps back on the couch.

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On the show, Emeril tosses his personal seasoning onto the chicken. "BAM!"

"What the hell, Jared?" Jensen asks.

"What the hell what?"

"You haven't noticed? Every time Emeril says "BAM!" you thrust your hips forward, like your trying to poke him with your dick."

"Huh."

Jensen slides closer to Jared and leans in close. "Bam." He whispers in Jared's ear, watching as Jared's hips jerk a little.

"Bam. Bam. Bam."

"Dammit, Jensen." Jared growls low in his throat.

"So does the Flinstones turn you on too?" Jensen jokes before swinging his legs over and straddling Jared.

"Jensen, I can't see the Tv."

"Oh, you poor baby. Let me make it up to you." Jensen says licking at Jared's bottom lip.

"I haven't even cooked for you yet." Jared grins kissing Jensen.

"Yeah, well. I thought I'd thank you first and then you could be the one to order the Chinese."

[titti]

I'm supposed to be working, not stare at his crotch all day. *stares some more*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Staring at his crotch makes the day move faster. Or at least that's what I'm hoping.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He did? Hmm. I hope it wasn't anything negative, I don't want to have to glare at him.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I think it was Kripke but I'm not 100% sure. And no, it wasn't anything bad, I believe he was saying somehow about how good the episode was and how scary it would be to wake up in a mental institution and no one believed who you were and told you that you were crazy. I don't remember it all that clearly but I've been 'waiting' for the episode since I started watching Buffy.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

NOT YET. Jared's peen does all the talking for him.

I agree. We should write a script about men in skirts, just for Jensen.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*puts a blanket over you* :p

[abydosww.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is quite...large! I swear I was trying to look at his face during his panel but my eyes kept drifting downward. It's his own fault for being hung like an Elephant and pointing it at . It's a beautiful thing indeed. *sigh*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does seem like it'd be difficult to concentrate on his face when he's all sprawled out like that flashing his shit like he's Sharon Stone. :p

[nova-berry.livejournal.com]

that gem is from arwensouth! POST IT EVERYWHERE. I say!

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

Byfuglien is one those LOL names. It kinda' cracks me up every time I see it. Clutterbuck too. Makes me think of clusterfuck.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[titti]

Yes, I can see myself tomorrow going "Yes, your Honor, I know I was supposed to be preparing the case, but I was too busy staring at Jared's cock. You should understand."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is there a Clutterbuck playing for a team? Or just a name you've seen around?

[harleymae.livejournal.com]

He's one of the Wild babies who was called up for like two games. Cal Clutterbuck.