Jensen Ackles hurts my head

[certainthings]

From the Supernatural magazine -

Ackles recounts, "Just the other night, when I was getting into bed, I picked up the sheet and slid my legs underneath and as I was about to put the sheet back down on my chest, a spider suddenly dropped down from inside the sheet, right next to me on the mattress and I was just like, 'What?' I got it with my hand, put it on the floor, and then stepped on it. I don't like them, but they don't frighten me. If that would have been anybody else I know, it would have been 'WAHHHHHH!' What's amazing is if you think about how many spiders you *don't* see. That's more scary to me than actually seeing one, because if I see one then I know where it is and I can take care of it, but it's all the ones I *don't* see that can kind of mess with my head."

1) Does he sleep with his socks on? Slippers? Shoes?
2) If he has the spider in his hand, why didn't he just flush it down the toilet? Drown it in the sink? Throw it outside?
3) Was he sitting on the edge of the bed and did he put the spider on the floor and then quickly slip on a shoe to kill it?
4) Was he trying to test his reflexes? Did he want to see how fast the spider could scurry?
5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
6) What is with the detail of how he gets into bed? Did the person writing the article fluff and embellish the article?
7) Or does Jensen want us to know that He. Does. Not. Sleep. With. The. Blankets. Over. His. Head?
8) He's afraid of the spiders he doesn't see? Is he afraid of other bugs/insects/etc. type things he can't see? Or is he afraid of all critters and creatures he can't see?
9) WTF?!
10) No, seriously. WTF?

Comments

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

These are all mind boggling questions

But, seriously, "WAHHHHHH!'Jensen?

Really?

.....

O...kay then.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?! And seriously? I dunno. Just. Steve Carlson doesn't look like he'd shriek when he sees a spider ... Heck, Danneel doesn't look the type either. She's a fan of sharks and a spider is going to scare her? Maybe, but I doubt it.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

IKR, Carlson nor Harris seem like the shrieking type. I do think he was over compensating unless Jared doesn't like them.

There's also the possibility that Jensen makes ninja noises when he kills spiders, but this is doubtful. Then again, if Jared doesn't like them and shrieks then he may just join Jared in shrieking so he [Jared] doesn't feel like an idjit if he's around company. <- this second option seems very unlikely.


ETA: Then again Jensen could be girly and then just...scream and jump on spiders for fun who knows lol
I've over thought this, but WTF, indeed.

here have some good news, and a laugh about MBV in any case ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that Jensen's a a tad bit (read: a lot) girly. And I've been thinking about this for a couple of days now. It's driving me MAD! Do you think I could sue him? :p

Thank you. I was going to comment on that post but then I kind of forgot so again, thank you.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

This (re: the quote) just supports your theories, yes? Now I'm going to be thinking about it, but I don't think we can sue him for overly thinky enquiries. :P But I do see how it can drive you MAD it's alot to think on.

But all of this Jensen being a tad bit girly has me thinking, may haps, that Jared is the 'man-lier' of the both of them. I'm not sure if this is something to ponder more or just nod over.

You're welcome, I figured you could use a laugh and, uh, that's been amusing and making me smile most of the day.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I dunno. If my head's still hurting a week from now I'm seeking legal advice! Okay, not really but I can pretend.

I think when the cameras aren't on them, that Jared is definitely more manlier. Maybe only slightly but definitely more. Unless of course everyone else is correct and he shrieks when he sees a spider.

Also, I hope that when Jensen kills spiders he does make ninja noises because that would be fantastic.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

*nod* Either way, it was an appealing thought.

He seems that way, Jared could be the more manlier of them both Unless, everyone is correct like you said and he jumps up and down screaming when he sees a spider (and now I have that image of him jumping up and down screaming from the S3 gag reel in my brain and it's making me crack up).

Me too, it would amuse me and I hope he does the noises like they do in the movies (or if not I picture him doing the ones Dad cause he has a black belt) either way ninja!jensen is .... an interesting concept regardless. *ponders*

Although, I am the shrieking kind of person I'll admit, because I am allergic to bugs, spiders, ect, and bugs with a bazillion legs just gimme the wiggins.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I too was picturing Jared reacting just like that to the spiders and it's damn funny.

Do you think Jensen ties a band around his head before he goes all ninja on the spiders?

Yeah, I understand that some people are going to freak out and such but I just can't picture everyone *he* knows being a big sissy about spiders.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Oh it really, really is. Complete with the jumping and dragging Jensen to do it with him or vice versa.

Do you? I think he might if he was particularly nerdy and wanted to be all 'Super ninja Jensen crushes spiders with his mighty hands and 'WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!' destroyer cries' because IMO, it would only aid to the whole thing......Okay, now? I can't stop laughing.

I have the image of that in my head (complete with a black or red band) and Jared just staring or eventually finding out and laughing. Hahaha.

This is true, then again I was going to suggest Kane but someone beat me to that line of thinking.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahhaaaha. He totally does all of that. Oh, man. Jared had better get some of this on video and then have it 'accidentally' leaked to the internet.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. I hope he does too or once he leaked it he could sell it and name it 'Jensen Ackles: The Ninja Spider Killer Adventures' and if he caught him more than once he could do a Volume I and II or 'accidentally' leak it in parts.

What's even worse is I can hear Jared narrating in my head and is all 'The Ackles is now looking for his fast moving kill. He is, not to be underestimated of course, but the spider is crafty and has extra legs that Jensen does not...'.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

This needs to happen.

but the spider is crafty and has extra legs that Jensen does not
Ahahahaha. *loves it*

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

It so does. *nod*

Hhahaha. I thought you might.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Heck, Danneel doesn't look the type either. She's a fan of sharks and a spider is going to scare her? Maybe, but I doubt it.

That would require him to actually think about her when she wasn't physically present...I'm not too sure that happens. More like out of sight out of mind. Especially when Jared's around....

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah! *ahem*