Jensen Ackles hurts my head

[certainthings]

From the Supernatural magazine -

Ackles recounts, "Just the other night, when I was getting into bed, I picked up the sheet and slid my legs underneath and as I was about to put the sheet back down on my chest, a spider suddenly dropped down from inside the sheet, right next to me on the mattress and I was just like, 'What?' I got it with my hand, put it on the floor, and then stepped on it. I don't like them, but they don't frighten me. If that would have been anybody else I know, it would have been 'WAHHHHHH!' What's amazing is if you think about how many spiders you *don't* see. That's more scary to me than actually seeing one, because if I see one then I know where it is and I can take care of it, but it's all the ones I *don't* see that can kind of mess with my head."

1) Does he sleep with his socks on? Slippers? Shoes?
2) If he has the spider in his hand, why didn't he just flush it down the toilet? Drown it in the sink? Throw it outside?
3) Was he sitting on the edge of the bed and did he put the spider on the floor and then quickly slip on a shoe to kill it?
4) Was he trying to test his reflexes? Did he want to see how fast the spider could scurry?
5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
6) What is with the detail of how he gets into bed? Did the person writing the article fluff and embellish the article?
7) Or does Jensen want us to know that He. Does. Not. Sleep. With. The. Blankets. Over. His. Head?
8) He's afraid of the spiders he doesn't see? Is he afraid of other bugs/insects/etc. type things he can't see? Or is he afraid of all critters and creatures he can't see?
9) WTF?!
10) No, seriously. WTF?

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Jensen totally has a one track mind. Someone should ask Jared, 'If you see a spider in your house, what do you do?' at some Con or if they just see him and if he says, 'Uh, I go get Jensen.' then that would be awesome.

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

*pets your hurty brain*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you. It needs a good petting.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

HA.HA

I'm one of those pansy ass pussies.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that you know Jensen? *eyes you*

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

what the heck!!
lol at all the people he knows being all WAHHHHH

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I think he's lying and he was the one who was all, 'WAHHHHHH' and then Jared and/or Clif came running into his room all panicked and asking, 'What? What?' and then Jensen clears his throat and puts up a manly front and is all, 'Oh, nothing. Just uh, you know. Practicing my screaming.'

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

OH JENSEN.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That about sums it up

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

*Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?

*cough*JARED*cough*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Probably.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I am judging him because he so casually said that HE STEPPED ON THE SPIDER? SIGH. Why are these men not the tree-hugging hippies I imagine in my mind?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's said before that he's killed a deer and uh, then he recently caught a barracuda so I'm not surprised that he kills spiders and I personally can't judge because I too kill them.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

These are all mind boggling questions

But, seriously, "WAHHHHHH!'Jensen?

Really?

.....

O...kay then.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?! And seriously? I dunno. Just. Steve Carlson doesn't look like he'd shriek when he sees a spider ... Heck, Danneel doesn't look the type either. She's a fan of sharks and a spider is going to scare her? Maybe, but I doubt it.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

I think your questions are funnier than the story!

5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
Actually, I thought he meant that everyone else would go "WAHHHH!" if they pulled the sheet up and a spider dropped out right next to them. I know I would. :0

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, maybe it's that. But still. Everyone?

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

I have a hard time believing that Jared is scared of spiders, but I DO think it very possible he might just plant spiders in Jensen's bed from time to time and then hide himself in the shadows to watch the episode(s) unfold.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I have a hard time believing it too but it's fun to think of him shrieking like a girly girl when he sees them.

I do like YOUR thinking about planting spiders in Jensen's bed.

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

IT'S REALLY BUGS PART 1374 IS ALL.


...also? I am writing James & The Giant Peach for the Disney thing and this is SOOO fodder for me, so, uh. THANKS :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Bugs part 1374? I'm missing something.

You are welcome. :)

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?

Chris Kane.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

9+10. all of his stories have a massive WTF factor.
2. cause then he wouldn't be able to see it anymore, and thus trigger his phobia of spiders not seen. dundundun.
5. see Jared Padalecki. LOLz jk

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So, he'd rather have smooshed spider guts on his floor and maybe on his bare feet and then they'd get all over his sheets?

[rudhampaiel.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I was cracking up reading this. It kinda reminds me of "I made a Valentine for my girlfriend out of construction paper and crayons and I worked really hard on it."

Oh, Jensen Ackles, I love your crazy self. And the random details you seem to think are necessary to include in your stories.

(I would be one of those WAHHHH people, omg. I cannot deal with spiders. *shudders*)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's pretty special.

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

I go WAAAH too hahah

AND JARED SO DOES

Also, sorry about the brain hurting ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think the conclusion definitely is that Jared shrieks when he sees a spider.

#6.

[sarah-p.livejournal.com]

So, I sat at my computer and pulled up LJ, then clicked on this post to comment. I typed with my keyboard, and then A SPIDER JUMPED OUT AT ME, OMG, WAAAH!

...okay, the reporter MUST have embellished that. I don't know--do we think Jensen actually DID detail how he slides his legs in sheets, and then pulls the sheet over him? I feel it's a pretty standard process...

Re: #6.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. It's as if the spider knew! What he knew, I have no idea but you know, he was on to something.

I really hope the reporter embellished because seriously ... that part is really fucking dumb. Or maybe when Jared gets into bed he dives in head first and Jensen got used to this (I'm not sure why or how, because I don't even mean all of this nonsense in a slashy way and they have separate bedrooms but whatever) and so now whenever bedtime stories for Jensen comes up he has to make sure that people know that he's not some sort of freak?

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

11. Your icon?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What about my icon?

[littlestclouds.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid of the really tiny ones, like ants. Also he's weird.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Because they're harder to see? And he really is.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

2) If he has the spider in his hand, why didn't he just flush it down the toilet? Drown it in the sink? Throw it outside?
My thoughts exactly, but then maybe he wanted to feel all MANLY and you know step on it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That is a possibility.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Now I'm almost hoping my barefoot theory is WRONG WRONG WRONG. 'Cause EW JENSEN.

Or he's lying, he screamed out for Jared, Jared handled it, then cradled Jensen in his arms all night.

Or the detail is to throw us off, note the lack of Jared. He wants us to believe there was no Jared. There was in fact Jared.

And I'm pretty sure he just secretly called Steve Carlson a pussy.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I had a theory up thread somewhere that Jensen exfoliates with spider guts.

I believe that Jared was nearby. He must've been.

Hahah

[snuffkin.livejournal.com]

but why did he kill the spider ;_; I'm too scared to even touch spiders but I can't kill them. I feel so bad when I do it because they just want to live their little scary lives and I want them to live BUT PLEASE NOT IN MY ROOM

also the Jensen + sliding of bed sheets + the mentioning of legs was pretty distracting WTF lol

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Some of us kill spiders. :/

It really was.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Did the person writing the article fluff and embellish the article?

I think anyone reading and watching Jensen speak off-the-cuff over a long period of time knows that no embellishment is necessary. His interviews are comedy gold.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think you're right but but I like to pretend that the reporter embellished a bit because that part is just so fucking ridiculous.