Jensen Ackles hurts my head

[certainthings]

From the Supernatural magazine -

Ackles recounts, "Just the other night, when I was getting into bed, I picked up the sheet and slid my legs underneath and as I was about to put the sheet back down on my chest, a spider suddenly dropped down from inside the sheet, right next to me on the mattress and I was just like, 'What?' I got it with my hand, put it on the floor, and then stepped on it. I don't like them, but they don't frighten me. If that would have been anybody else I know, it would have been 'WAHHHHHH!' What's amazing is if you think about how many spiders you *don't* see. That's more scary to me than actually seeing one, because if I see one then I know where it is and I can take care of it, but it's all the ones I *don't* see that can kind of mess with my head."

1) Does he sleep with his socks on? Slippers? Shoes?
2) If he has the spider in his hand, why didn't he just flush it down the toilet? Drown it in the sink? Throw it outside?
3) Was he sitting on the edge of the bed and did he put the spider on the floor and then quickly slip on a shoe to kill it?
4) Was he trying to test his reflexes? Did he want to see how fast the spider could scurry?
5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
6) What is with the detail of how he gets into bed? Did the person writing the article fluff and embellish the article?
7) Or does Jensen want us to know that He. Does. Not. Sleep. With. The. Blankets. Over. His. Head?
8) He's afraid of the spiders he doesn't see? Is he afraid of other bugs/insects/etc. type things he can't see? Or is he afraid of all critters and creatures he can't see?
9) WTF?!
10) No, seriously. WTF?

Comments

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

*pets your hurty brain*

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

HA.HA

I'm one of those pansy ass pussies.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

what the heck!!
lol at all the people he knows being all WAHHHHH

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

OH JENSEN.

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

*Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?

*cough*JARED*cough*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Probably.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I think he's lying and he was the one who was all, 'WAHHHHHH' and then Jared and/or Clif came running into his room all panicked and asking, 'What? What?' and then Jensen clears his throat and puts up a manly front and is all, 'Oh, nothing. Just uh, you know. Practicing my screaming.'

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That about sums it up

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that you know Jensen? *eyes you*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you. It needs a good petting.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Jensen totally has a one track mind. Someone should ask Jared, 'If you see a spider in your house, what do you do?' at some Con or if they just see him and if he says, 'Uh, I go get Jensen.' then that would be awesome.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I am judging him because he so casually said that HE STEPPED ON THE SPIDER? SIGH. Why are these men not the tree-hugging hippies I imagine in my mind?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

These are all mind boggling questions

But, seriously, "WAHHHHHH!'Jensen?

Really?

.....

O...kay then.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's said before that he's killed a deer and uh, then he recently caught a barracuda so I'm not surprised that he kills spiders and I personally can't judge because I too kill them.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?! And seriously? I dunno. Just. Steve Carlson doesn't look like he'd shriek when he sees a spider ... Heck, Danneel doesn't look the type either. She's a fan of sharks and a spider is going to scare her? Maybe, but I doubt it.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Illusions. Shattering. This is very sad for me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

IKR, Carlson nor Harris seem like the shrieking type. I do think he was over compensating unless Jared doesn't like them.

There's also the possibility that Jensen makes ninja noises when he kills spiders, but this is doubtful. Then again, if Jared doesn't like them and shrieks then he may just join Jared in shrieking so he [Jared] doesn't feel like an idjit if he's around company. <- this second option seems very unlikely.


ETA: Then again Jensen could be girly and then just...scream and jump on spiders for fun who knows lol
I've over thought this, but WTF, indeed.

here have some good news, and a laugh about MBV in any case ;)

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

I think your questions are funnier than the story!

5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
Actually, I thought he meant that everyone else would go "WAHHHH!" if they pulled the sheet up and a spider dropped out right next to them. I know I would. :0

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that Jensen's a a tad bit (read: a lot) girly. And I've been thinking about this for a couple of days now. It's driving me MAD! Do you think I could sue him? :p

Thank you. I was going to comment on that post but then I kind of forgot so again, thank you.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Haha. Yeah, it's okay. It's time I stop acting like a twelve-year-old anyway. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, maybe it's that. But still. Everyone?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

This (re: the quote) just supports your theories, yes? Now I'm going to be thinking about it, but I don't think we can sue him for overly thinky enquiries. :P But I do see how it can drive you MAD it's alot to think on.

But all of this Jensen being a tad bit girly has me thinking, may haps, that Jared is the 'man-lier' of the both of them. I'm not sure if this is something to ponder more or just nod over.

You're welcome, I figured you could use a laugh and, uh, that's been amusing and making me smile most of the day.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

Even if you don't have arachnophobia (and I have no idea what that would be like), still-- spider sneaking around in your bed! Waiting to bite you in your sleep!

And it's startling, regardless. :0

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

I have a hard time believing that Jared is scared of spiders, but I DO think it very possible he might just plant spiders in Jensen's bed from time to time and then hide himself in the shadows to watch the episode(s) unfold.