Jensen Ackles hurts my head

[certainthings]

From the Supernatural magazine -

Ackles recounts, "Just the other night, when I was getting into bed, I picked up the sheet and slid my legs underneath and as I was about to put the sheet back down on my chest, a spider suddenly dropped down from inside the sheet, right next to me on the mattress and I was just like, 'What?' I got it with my hand, put it on the floor, and then stepped on it. I don't like them, but they don't frighten me. If that would have been anybody else I know, it would have been 'WAHHHHHH!' What's amazing is if you think about how many spiders you *don't* see. That's more scary to me than actually seeing one, because if I see one then I know where it is and I can take care of it, but it's all the ones I *don't* see that can kind of mess with my head."

1) Does he sleep with his socks on? Slippers? Shoes?
2) If he has the spider in his hand, why didn't he just flush it down the toilet? Drown it in the sink? Throw it outside?
3) Was he sitting on the edge of the bed and did he put the spider on the floor and then quickly slip on a shoe to kill it?
4) Was he trying to test his reflexes? Did he want to see how fast the spider could scurry?
5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
6) What is with the detail of how he gets into bed? Did the person writing the article fluff and embellish the article?
7) Or does Jensen want us to know that He. Does. Not. Sleep. With. The. Blankets. Over. His. Head?
8) He's afraid of the spiders he doesn't see? Is he afraid of other bugs/insects/etc. type things he can't see? Or is he afraid of all critters and creatures he can't see?
9) WTF?!
10) No, seriously. WTF?

Comments

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

*pets your hurty brain*

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

HA.HA

I'm one of those pansy ass pussies.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

what the heck!!
lol at all the people he knows being all WAHHHHH

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

OH JENSEN.

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

*Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?

*cough*JARED*cough*

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I am judging him because he so casually said that HE STEPPED ON THE SPIDER? SIGH. Why are these men not the tree-hugging hippies I imagine in my mind?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

These are all mind boggling questions

But, seriously, "WAHHHHHH!'Jensen?

Really?

.....

O...kay then.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

I think your questions are funnier than the story!

5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
Actually, I thought he meant that everyone else would go "WAHHHH!" if they pulled the sheet up and a spider dropped out right next to them. I know I would. :0

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

I have a hard time believing that Jared is scared of spiders, but I DO think it very possible he might just plant spiders in Jensen's bed from time to time and then hide himself in the shadows to watch the episode(s) unfold.

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

IT'S REALLY BUGS PART 1374 IS ALL.


...also? I am writing James & The Giant Peach for the Disney thing and this is SOOO fodder for me, so, uh. THANKS :D

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?

Chris Kane.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

9+10. all of his stories have a massive WTF factor.
2. cause then he wouldn't be able to see it anymore, and thus trigger his phobia of spiders not seen. dundundun.
5. see Jared Padalecki. LOLz jk

[rudhampaiel.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I was cracking up reading this. It kinda reminds me of "I made a Valentine for my girlfriend out of construction paper and crayons and I worked really hard on it."

Oh, Jensen Ackles, I love your crazy self. And the random details you seem to think are necessary to include in your stories.

(I would be one of those WAHHHH people, omg. I cannot deal with spiders. *shudders*)

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

I go WAAAH too hahah

AND JARED SO DOES

Also, sorry about the brain hurting ;)

#6.

[sarah-p.livejournal.com]

So, I sat at my computer and pulled up LJ, then clicked on this post to comment. I typed with my keyboard, and then A SPIDER JUMPED OUT AT ME, OMG, WAAAH!

...okay, the reporter MUST have embellished that. I don't know--do we think Jensen actually DID detail how he slides his legs in sheets, and then pulls the sheet over him? I feel it's a pretty standard process...

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

11. Your icon?

[littlestclouds.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid of the really tiny ones, like ants. Also he's weird.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

2) If he has the spider in his hand, why didn't he just flush it down the toilet? Drown it in the sink? Throw it outside?
My thoughts exactly, but then maybe he wanted to feel all MANLY and you know step on it.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Now I'm almost hoping my barefoot theory is WRONG WRONG WRONG. 'Cause EW JENSEN.

Or he's lying, he screamed out for Jared, Jared handled it, then cradled Jensen in his arms all night.

Or the detail is to throw us off, note the lack of Jared. He wants us to believe there was no Jared. There was in fact Jared.

And I'm pretty sure he just secretly called Steve Carlson a pussy.

[snuffkin.livejournal.com]

but why did he kill the spider ;_; I'm too scared to even touch spiders but I can't kill them. I feel so bad when I do it because they just want to live their little scary lives and I want them to live BUT PLEASE NOT IN MY ROOM

also the Jensen + sliding of bed sheets + the mentioning of legs was pretty distracting WTF lol

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Did the person writing the article fluff and embellish the article?

I think anyone reading and watching Jensen speak off-the-cuff over a long period of time knows that no embellishment is necessary. His interviews are comedy gold.