Jensen Ackles hurts my head

[certainthings]

From the Supernatural magazine -

Ackles recounts, "Just the other night, when I was getting into bed, I picked up the sheet and slid my legs underneath and as I was about to put the sheet back down on my chest, a spider suddenly dropped down from inside the sheet, right next to me on the mattress and I was just like, 'What?' I got it with my hand, put it on the floor, and then stepped on it. I don't like them, but they don't frighten me. If that would have been anybody else I know, it would have been 'WAHHHHHH!' What's amazing is if you think about how many spiders you *don't* see. That's more scary to me than actually seeing one, because if I see one then I know where it is and I can take care of it, but it's all the ones I *don't* see that can kind of mess with my head."

1) Does he sleep with his socks on? Slippers? Shoes?
2) If he has the spider in his hand, why didn't he just flush it down the toilet? Drown it in the sink? Throw it outside?
3) Was he sitting on the edge of the bed and did he put the spider on the floor and then quickly slip on a shoe to kill it?
4) Was he trying to test his reflexes? Did he want to see how fast the spider could scurry?
5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
6) What is with the detail of how he gets into bed? Did the person writing the article fluff and embellish the article?
7) Or does Jensen want us to know that He. Does. Not. Sleep. With. The. Blankets. Over. His. Head?
8) He's afraid of the spiders he doesn't see? Is he afraid of other bugs/insects/etc. type things he can't see? Or is he afraid of all critters and creatures he can't see?
9) WTF?!
10) No, seriously. WTF?

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahhaaaha. He totally does all of that. Oh, man. Jared had better get some of this on video and then have it 'accidentally' leaked to the internet.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. I hope he does too or once he leaked it he could sell it and name it 'Jensen Ackles: The Ninja Spider Killer Adventures' and if he caught him more than once he could do a Volume I and II or 'accidentally' leak it in parts.

What's even worse is I can hear Jared narrating in my head and is all 'The Ackles is now looking for his fast moving kill. He is, not to be underestimated of course, but the spider is crafty and has extra legs that Jensen does not...'.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

This needs to happen.

but the spider is crafty and has extra legs that Jensen does not
Ahahahaha. *loves it*

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

It so does. *nod*

Hhahaha. I thought you might.