Mock the Week.

[certainthings]

Russell Howard: I like putting marbles up my brother's bum. Don't judge me, I did that once. I'm not showing off but when you're eight and your little brother is six, the power you have is incredible. 'I put some marbles up your bum.' 'Why?' 'If we get enough in there you turn into a wizard.' '*gasp* Fill me up! Fill me up!'


...I don't even know!

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[kalimai.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I kinda laugh but I'm horrified by it too!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That was pretty much my reaction.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

... DON'T TYPE THESE THINGS WHEN I'M DRINKING SOMETHING. *MOPS UP*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. Sorry. :p

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

...and there went my beer, all over my shirt and up my nose, dude! That's... kinda awful and hysterical simultaneously!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts* *helps you clean up*

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

That...sounds like the beginnings of a Law & Order: SVU episode.

Stabler: *slams perp against wall* Why'd you do it, huh? Why? Your own brother! Did it make you feel like a man? How wouldya like it if I shoved marbles up YOUR ass, huh?

Cragin: Stabler, you are treating this person who is innocent until proven guilty VERY BADLY and you must understand how MILDLY ANNOYED I am with you. Now excuse me whilst I give you a slap on the wrist but ultimately let you keep your job so as to continue the perp-slamming for several more seasons. Seriously, the one where you slammed that kid's face into the bench? And he was half your size? Thing of beauty.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Of course, then there's be some sort of twist ('cause it's L&O) and when they find marbles in the older brother's lower intestines they discover that it was from some scene in a porn he did for money to pay for his drug habit/gambling habit/crippled relative/girlfriend's abortion which the little brother saw a video of on his laptop and he decided to be just like his brother. Oh wait, the brothers are 8 and 6? Never mind, the twist is kiddie porn with the social worker.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yeah, it'd probably happen just like that. You should start writing for the show.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I probably should. I've seen enough of it in the last year and a half that I think I've got the patterns down. I was watching SVU with roomie-girl today and we always try to call the twists so there we were, half talking and half paying attention and I suddenly shouted "GAY FOR PAY!" Her expression was priceless. (I was right, though.)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

'If we get enough in there you turn into a wizard.' '*gasp* Fill me up! Fill me up!'

lmao

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

That is so wrong and yet so hilarious.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

My thoughts too.

[imagination55.livejournal.com]

I SQUEED SO HARD AT THE SIGHT OF THIS POST.

You have great posting taste. :p

My God, he's...I was disturbed and yet laughing through my fingers. \o/

(GIMME HIM NOW. MMM, NOVEMBER. ♥)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. \o/

I freaking love how inappropriate the whole show is.

[pie_andcoffee]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT I ALL I CAN SAY TO THIS POST IS, IS RUSSELL HOWARD ANOTHER OF DEAN WINCHESTER'S LULZY ALIASES? BECUZ IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING DEAN WOULD HAVE DONE TO SAM TO ME.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Maybe that explains Sam's powers - he really did turn into a wizard, just a slightly possibly evil one.

[tiffiny.livejournal.com]

...I think the show has just been explained for me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You and me both.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right there with you