That...sounds like the beginnings of a Law & Order: SVU episode.
Stabler: *slams perp against wall* Why'd you do it, huh? Why? Your own brother! Did it make you feel like a man? How wouldya like it if I shoved marbles up YOUR ass, huh?
Cragin: Stabler, you are treating this person who is innocent until proven guilty VERY BADLY and you must understand how MILDLY ANNOYED I am with you. Now excuse me whilst I give you a slap on the wrist but ultimately let you keep your job so as to continue the perp-slamming for several more seasons. Seriously, the one where you slammed that kid's face into the bench? And he was half your size? Thing of beauty.
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Date: 2008-08-02 04:31 am (UTC)Stabler: *slams perp against wall* Why'd you do it, huh? Why? Your own brother! Did it make you feel like a man? How wouldya like it if I shoved marbles up YOUR ass, huh?
Cragin: Stabler, you are treating this person who is innocent until proven guilty VERY BADLY and you must understand how MILDLY ANNOYED I am with you. Now excuse me whilst I give you a slap on the wrist but ultimately let you keep your job so as to continue the perp-slamming for several more seasons. Seriously, the one where you slammed that kid's face into the bench? And he was half your size? Thing of beauty.