Mock the Week.

[certainthings]

Russell Howard: I like putting marbles up my brother's bum. Don't judge me, I did that once. I'm not showing off but when you're eight and your little brother is six, the power you have is incredible. 'I put some marbles up your bum.' 'Why?' 'If we get enough in there you turn into a wizard.' '*gasp* Fill me up! Fill me up!'


...I don't even know!

Comments

[kalimai.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I kinda laugh but I'm horrified by it too!

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

... DON'T TYPE THESE THINGS WHEN I'M DRINKING SOMETHING. *MOPS UP*

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

...and there went my beer, all over my shirt and up my nose, dude! That's... kinda awful and hysterical simultaneously!

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

That...sounds like the beginnings of a Law & Order: SVU episode.

Stabler: *slams perp against wall* Why'd you do it, huh? Why? Your own brother! Did it make you feel like a man? How wouldya like it if I shoved marbles up YOUR ass, huh?

Cragin: Stabler, you are treating this person who is innocent until proven guilty VERY BADLY and you must understand how MILDLY ANNOYED I am with you. Now excuse me whilst I give you a slap on the wrist but ultimately let you keep your job so as to continue the perp-slamming for several more seasons. Seriously, the one where you slammed that kid's face into the bench? And he was half your size? Thing of beauty.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

'If we get enough in there you turn into a wizard.' '*gasp* Fill me up! Fill me up!'

lmao

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

That is so wrong and yet so hilarious.

[imagination55.livejournal.com]

I SQUEED SO HARD AT THE SIGHT OF THIS POST.

You have great posting taste. :p

My God, he's...I was disturbed and yet laughing through my fingers. \o/

(GIMME HIM NOW. MMM, NOVEMBER. ♥)

[pie_andcoffee]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT I ALL I CAN SAY TO THIS POST IS, IS RUSSELL HOWARD ANOTHER OF DEAN WINCHESTER'S LULZY ALIASES? BECUZ IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING DEAN WOULD HAVE DONE TO SAM TO ME.