that sounds like a great conversation

[certainthings]

I pee a lot. A lot a lot.

You know how some people look at food and gain weight? Yeah. I look at liquid and have to pee.

So. At work, while some people go once or not at all, I go several times.

Right then.

The other day, a co-worker was talking to a couple other co-workers about my "leaky vagina"

...

Yeah.

I don't know where I was at the time, but man. I kind of wish I'd been there for that.

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[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

I do, too. I'm constantly going to the bathroom. I think I have that disease where they have the people made of pipes hocking the medication for.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

we should hang out. so we don't feel odd going all the time. sometimes I look at people and think, 'it's been four hours. how have you not gone to the bathroom?' but. I suppose they are the normal ones.

-- I think I have that disease where they have the people made of pipes hocking the medication for.--

I don't get the reference. :/

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

It's for Vesicare. Here's one of the commercials: http://youtu.be/DDHqoK8HSzs

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

thanks!

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

No prob.

But, yeah, my peeing issue is so bad, I can get up and go numerous times within a few hours. I always try to temper how much fluid I drink when I know I'm going to a movie or something. Often, I don't buy a drink because within half an hour, I'll have to pee. There are times, I'll go as many as four times within a two hour film.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. That's like me. For work I have to hold it because people get annoyed and there's no one to cover me but ugh. I hate it.

And usually I can hold it during a movie, but I have to have like one drink that day and then at the end it's a straight trip to the bathroom.

Having to pee all the time sucks so much.

[eilan.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

Heh. I hope your vagina isn't really leaking cuz that'd be gross.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. It really would be.

[justlikeyou.livejournal.com]

I seriously have to pee like every 2 or 3 hours (LOL) so you are not alone!! ;D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That is pretty bad. I have to go every half hour or hour. It's ridiculous sometimes.

[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

not a damn thing wrong with a leaky Vajoot. I get up dieing lectures to go, every time. I kind of wish you were there to hear that too

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I think there would be something wrong with a leaky vag.

[framedhim.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone wants a leaky vagina. mnmm, nope.

Also, to reference a previous poster, there's a commercial out for some medicine to stop the leaks. The figures in the ad are made of what looks to be copper tubing, no faces...just copper tube ladies. Not sure if there are men. There is a copper puppy, I think. Anywho, the med stops your plumbing but it causes some minor side effects, like your liver exploding or something.

I hate long car trips. My leaky plumbing and those do not mix.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

I also pee a lot. LIKE A LOT.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:high fives:

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

You and your coworkers work regular 8 hour days right?
And some people only pee ONCE?

THAT BOGGLES MY MIND.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right.

And maybe I just don't notice them going to the bathroom?