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I pee a lot. A lot a lot.

You know how some people look at food and gain weight? Yeah. I look at liquid and have to pee.

So. At work, while some people go once or not at all, I go several times.

Right then.

The other day, a co-worker was talking to a couple other co-workers about my "leaky vagina"

...

Yeah.

I don't know where I was at the time, but man. I kind of wish I'd been there for that.

Date: 2012-10-31 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] framedhim.livejournal.com
I don't think anyone wants a leaky vagina. mnmm, nope.

Also, to reference a previous poster, there's a commercial out for some medicine to stop the leaks. The figures in the ad are made of what looks to be copper tubing, no faces...just copper tube ladies. Not sure if there are men. There is a copper puppy, I think. Anywho, the med stops your plumbing but it causes some minor side effects, like your liver exploding or something.

I hate long car trips. My leaky plumbing and those do not mix.

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