that sounds like a great conversation

[certainthings]

I pee a lot. A lot a lot.

You know how some people look at food and gain weight? Yeah. I look at liquid and have to pee.

So. At work, while some people go once or not at all, I go several times.

Right then.

The other day, a co-worker was talking to a couple other co-workers about my "leaky vagina"

...

Yeah.

I don't know where I was at the time, but man. I kind of wish I'd been there for that.

Comments

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

I do, too. I'm constantly going to the bathroom. I think I have that disease where they have the people made of pipes hocking the medication for.

[eilan.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

Heh. I hope your vagina isn't really leaking cuz that'd be gross.

[justlikeyou.livejournal.com]

I seriously have to pee like every 2 or 3 hours (LOL) so you are not alone!! ;D

[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

not a damn thing wrong with a leaky Vajoot. I get up dieing lectures to go, every time. I kind of wish you were there to hear that too

[framedhim.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone wants a leaky vagina. mnmm, nope.

Also, to reference a previous poster, there's a commercial out for some medicine to stop the leaks. The figures in the ad are made of what looks to be copper tubing, no faces...just copper tube ladies. Not sure if there are men. There is a copper puppy, I think. Anywho, the med stops your plumbing but it causes some minor side effects, like your liver exploding or something.

I hate long car trips. My leaky plumbing and those do not mix.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

I also pee a lot. LIKE A LOT.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

You and your coworkers work regular 8 hour days right?
And some people only pee ONCE?

THAT BOGGLES MY MIND.