that sounds like a great conversation

[certainthings]

I pee a lot. A lot a lot.

You know how some people look at food and gain weight? Yeah. I look at liquid and have to pee.

So. At work, while some people go once or not at all, I go several times.

Right then.

The other day, a co-worker was talking to a couple other co-workers about my "leaky vagina"

...

Yeah.

I don't know where I was at the time, but man. I kind of wish I'd been there for that.

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[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

not a damn thing wrong with a leaky Vajoot. I get up dieing lectures to go, every time. I kind of wish you were there to hear that too

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I think there would be something wrong with a leaky vag.