uhm, what?

[certainthings]

this was part of an email that my aunt sent me -



What? Why? And can he chop his food right before it enters his mouth? But seriously WHY?

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[(Anonymous)]

he's got an awesome future. and i thought only girls got their eyebrows tattooed?

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to be around when he sneezes. That could be all kinds of trouble.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. It could be amusing to watch from a very far distance

[miss-faith-hope.livejournal.com]

Wtf is right! :O

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Why would someone do that to themselves? Seriously.

[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

What the hell?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?!

[ghoulchick.livejournal.com]

You have an interesting aunt. ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha it was part of a forwarded email with the subject line '10 good reasons for birth control' or something like that. and there were a few other pictures like that one. :)

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

What in the hell possessed him to do that?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I kind of wish I knew what he was thinking and why no one said, 'Uh, dude. Don't do that.'

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

I always try to picture what people with that much crap in their face will look like in 15 or 20 years. If he's not careful, those knives of his will sag very low when he sits down and he might just chop some of his important bits off.

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

... This is ridiculously scary. I just watched the Eddie Izzard clip on youtube where your icon is from. OO What are the odds? "I'm covered in bees!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

I... yeah. I got nothing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

...

D:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he never gives blowjobs.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. Or if he does the recipients like to live on the edge

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

AAAAHH!!!!!
*hides from the holey man*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Good luck

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

O_o

That is... interesting.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

and scary

[buffyaddict13.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

O_O

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to be a party pooper, but could you put it behind a cut? With the cut possibly reading "STUPID SCARY DUDE PUNCTURES NOSE. TWICE. ON PURPOSE. (?)" 'Cause he is just freaky. *shivers*

If only he had as nice of a nose as Jared. I guess we all can't have gorgeous noses, but he shouldn't go drilling more holes in his face.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

is it off your page already? I don't really want to cut.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

That is scary.

I just noticed, but.. EWWW HIS EARS. D:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So very disturbing. They're going to look horrid when he's old, I mean they look horrid now but even more so later.

[ellel.livejournal.com]

Dude,you're fugly!
Serious,why do people do such things to their faces?I get tattoos and piercings,but HOLES?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It doesn't make much sense

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Oh hell NAH.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Indeed

[essene.livejournal.com]

See? Now that's why I'm not having kids. They'll grow up and do that to themselves and I'll have to claim that I don't know them...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And then they might be sad about that

[bigmamag.livejournal.com]

I'm just wondering why he's using cheap-looking kitchen knives. I mean, if I were batshit insane enough to do this to myself, I would invest in some kick ass knives to put there for photo ops.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's actually a really good point.

[jenniferkaos.livejournal.com]

Oh mmmmyyyy Gooooddddddd!!!! What the hell is that?! Haha! My eyes watered and my face went numb when I saw this. :DD Leave it to you to find something crazy. :DD

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I hope he's mentally unbalanced.

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

Aw, I bet he was a totally average, mildly pleasant looking boy next door and just NEEDED CHANGE you know? :PP

(He is saving up for a pair of nice daggers, so the kitchen knives are just a temp p;ace holder...)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

My icon says it all. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. :|

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

Pauly Unstoppable!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is that who he is? What?