uhm, what?

[certainthings]

this was part of an email that my aunt sent me -



What? Why? And can he chop his food right before it enters his mouth? But seriously WHY?

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I kind of wish I knew what he was thinking and why no one said, 'Uh, dude. Don't do that.'

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Seriously. That and his ears, his EARS. OH GOD, WHY?!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?! It hurts just looking at it.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

I physically winced back here, man. Also, I'm wondering why his folks or whoever didn't say 'uh, no. you do this and you'll look like an idiot or an asshole depending on who you ask'.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes, you'd think that someone would've said SOMETHING to him. Cos, manalive crawfishpie.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but then again like someone said above, he's doing the world a real service, as I'm sure no one would want to marry him or anything so that rules out his procreation line.

He's worse than one guy I know, who has his two entire arms tattoo'd. Now see me, I have mine for reasons that are important to me, guy I know did his because he quote, 'just felt like it' enquote.

Which I'm sure guy up there was using that logic, times a thousand. Because I...I don't even have a reasonable explanation or thought as to why someone would do THAT to themselves.

On second thought, I'm also concerned about those that told him it was okay to do that. I also bet you he scares children and puppies. I would be scared. I'm mortified, actually.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit mortified and a lot confused

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

WORD. And you know, he has that stopper on his chin, but I bet you it does not work all the time. HTE HORROR. It's a train wreck, you know you shouldn't look but you can't help it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*agrees*