uhm, what?

[certainthings]

this was part of an email that my aunt sent me -



What? Why? And can he chop his food right before it enters his mouth? But seriously WHY?

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[(Anonymous)]

he's got an awesome future. and i thought only girls got their eyebrows tattooed?

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to be around when he sneezes. That could be all kinds of trouble.

[miss-faith-hope.livejournal.com]

Wtf is right! :O

[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

What the hell?

[ghoulchick.livejournal.com]

You have an interesting aunt. ;)

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

What in the hell possessed him to do that?

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

I always try to picture what people with that much crap in their face will look like in 15 or 20 years. If he's not careful, those knives of his will sag very low when he sits down and he might just chop some of his important bits off.

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

I... yeah. I got nothing.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

...

D:

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he never gives blowjobs.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

AAAAHH!!!!!
*hides from the holey man*

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

O_o

That is... interesting.

[buffyaddict13.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

O_O

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to be a party pooper, but could you put it behind a cut? With the cut possibly reading "STUPID SCARY DUDE PUNCTURES NOSE. TWICE. ON PURPOSE. (?)" 'Cause he is just freaky. *shivers*

If only he had as nice of a nose as Jared. I guess we all can't have gorgeous noses, but he shouldn't go drilling more holes in his face.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

That is scary.

I just noticed, but.. EWWW HIS EARS. D:

[ellel.livejournal.com]

Dude,you're fugly!
Serious,why do people do such things to their faces?I get tattoos and piercings,but HOLES?

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Oh hell NAH.

[essene.livejournal.com]

See? Now that's why I'm not having kids. They'll grow up and do that to themselves and I'll have to claim that I don't know them...

[bigmamag.livejournal.com]

I'm just wondering why he's using cheap-looking kitchen knives. I mean, if I were batshit insane enough to do this to myself, I would invest in some kick ass knives to put there for photo ops.

[jenniferkaos.livejournal.com]

Oh mmmmyyyy Gooooddddddd!!!! What the hell is that?! Haha! My eyes watered and my face went numb when I saw this. :DD Leave it to you to find something crazy. :DD

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

Aw, I bet he was a totally average, mildly pleasant looking boy next door and just NEEDED CHANGE you know? :PP

(He is saving up for a pair of nice daggers, so the kitchen knives are just a temp p;ace holder...)

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

My icon says it all. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. :|

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

Pauly Unstoppable!!