certainthings: (Matthew is a Capitol Hill thug)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2009-03-24 08:36 am
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uhm, what?

this was part of an email that my aunt sent me -

Photobucket

What? Why? And can he chop his food right before it enters his mouth? But seriously WHY?

(Anonymous) 2009-03-24 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
he's got an awesome future. and i thought only girls got their eyebrows tattooed?

[identity profile] allzugern.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't want to be around when he sneezes. That could be all kinds of trouble.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha. It could be amusing to watch from a very far distance

[identity profile] miss-faith-hope.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Wtf is right! :O

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would someone do that to themselves? Seriously.

[identity profile] americangrl69.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Right?!

[identity profile] ghoulchick.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You have an interesting aunt. ;)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha it was part of a forwarded email with the subject line '10 good reasons for birth control' or something like that. and there were a few other pictures like that one. :)

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[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What in the hell possessed him to do that?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I kind of wish I knew what he was thinking and why no one said, 'Uh, dude. Don't do that.'

[identity profile] killerweasel.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I always try to picture what people with that much crap in their face will look like in 15 or 20 years. If he's not careful, those knives of his will sag very low when he sits down and he might just chop some of his important bits off.
Edited 2009-03-24 16:07 (UTC)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/ 2009-03-24 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
... This is ridiculously scary. I just watched the Eddie Izzard clip on youtube where your icon is from. OO What are the odds? "I'm covered in bees!"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/ 2009-03-24 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I... yeah. I got nothing.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, pretty much.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[identity profile] jeyhawk.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing he never gives blowjobs.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha. Or if he does the recipients like to live on the edge

[identity profile] thursdaywench.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAHH!!!!!
*hides from the holey man*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck
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[identity profile] fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
O_o

That is... interesting.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
and scary

[identity profile] buffyaddict13.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

O_O

[identity profile] quarterwhore.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't mean to be a party pooper, but could you put it behind a cut? With the cut possibly reading "STUPID SCARY DUDE PUNCTURES NOSE. TWICE. ON PURPOSE. (?)" 'Cause he is just freaky. *shivers*

If only he had as nice of a nose as Jared. I guess we all can't have gorgeous noses, but he shouldn't go drilling more holes in his face.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
is it off your page already? I don't really want to cut.

[identity profile] laurondo.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That is scary.

I just noticed, but.. EWWW HIS EARS. D:
Edited 2009-03-24 18:38 (UTC)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So very disturbing. They're going to look horrid when he's old, I mean they look horrid now but even more so later.
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[identity profile] ellel.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude,you're fugly!
Serious,why do people do such things to their faces?I get tattoos and piercings,but HOLES?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't make much sense

[identity profile] tabularassa.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hell NAH.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed

[identity profile] essene.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
See? Now that's why I'm not having kids. They'll grow up and do that to themselves and I'll have to claim that I don't know them...

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
And then they might be sad about that

[identity profile] bigmamag.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just wondering why he's using cheap-looking kitchen knives. I mean, if I were batshit insane enough to do this to myself, I would invest in some kick ass knives to put there for photo ops.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's actually a really good point.

[identity profile] jenniferkaos.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh mmmmyyyy Gooooddddddd!!!! What the hell is that?! Haha! My eyes watered and my face went numb when I saw this. :DD Leave it to you to find something crazy. :DD

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope he's mentally unbalanced.
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[identity profile] spinfrog.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, I bet he was a totally average, mildly pleasant looking boy next door and just NEEDED CHANGE you know? :PP

(He is saving up for a pair of nice daggers, so the kitchen knives are just a temp p;ace holder...)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha.

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
My icon says it all. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. :|

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhmm

[identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com 2009-03-25 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Pauly Unstoppable!!

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