Lindsay Lohan's mom is an idiot || Daniel Tosh

[certainthings]

Apparently Lindsay Lohan's mom was at some event (I'm not sure which) where there were celebrities. She went up to some guy and said, 'You look familiar, do I know you? Are you in my industry?' "Some guy" looked at her and said, 'Yeah, I'm Martin Scorsese.'

Hahaha. Someone needs to be whacked. Seriously.  "Are you in my industry" to MARTIN SCORSESE?

Who the fuck does she think she is? Jesus!

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Daniel Tosh: It's like the Olsen twins, it's just gotten sad. I kind of hope one of them ODs so I can stop guessing.

Comments

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

OMG I am shocked and appalled. Appalled and shocked. *bitch-slaps her*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Slap her again! Slap her again! *claps with glee*

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

*slaps the shit out of her* LMAO God, her and her daughters need the help.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haahah, they could probably all use a good throttle

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, and I kinda dig Lindsay in a sexy way, but she needs the help fo shizz.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hear hear.