Lindsay Lohan's mom is an idiot || Daniel Tosh

[certainthings]

Apparently Lindsay Lohan's mom was at some event (I'm not sure which) where there were celebrities. She went up to some guy and said, 'You look familiar, do I know you? Are you in my industry?' "Some guy" looked at her and said, 'Yeah, I'm Martin Scorsese.'

Hahaha. Someone needs to be whacked. Seriously.  "Are you in my industry" to MARTIN SCORSESE?

Who the fuck does she think she is? Jesus!

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Daniel Tosh: It's like the Olsen twins, it's just gotten sad. I kind of hope one of them ODs so I can stop guessing.

Comments

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

Dina Lohan should be run over by a mac truck.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

For serious.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

I believe she's the orange Oprah according to Perez. She's a genius. Do you watch that show? Oh man..comedy. It's like Flavor Of Love without strippers and on Long Island. *gold*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. I do not watch that show.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

some people just should never talk. i mean never!!!!

[fetisha.livejournal.com]

Why does that lady try so hard to be famous?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I agree

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know but she really needs to stop.

[avellis.livejournal.com]

LOLZ. The Lohans all need to be smacked on general principle/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

That whole family makes my IQ drop, I swear to fucking God. *facepalms for her*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?! Ugh. Someone needs to make them go away. Or well, maybe not Lindsay, she may be fucked up but I do enjoy some of her movies.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

OMG I am shocked and appalled. Appalled and shocked. *bitch-slaps her*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Slap her again! Slap her again! *claps with glee*

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

*slaps the shit out of her* LMAO God, her and her daughters need the help.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haahah, they could probably all use a good throttle

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, and I kinda dig Lindsay in a sexy way, but she needs the help fo shizz.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hear hear.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!
I actually laughed the hardest at the 2nd quote because #1 is a little sad. What does Lindsay's mom even do?

[zsuness.livejournal.com]

LMFAO. Worst pick-up line EVER. ;p SCORSESE = LINDSEY'S NEW FATHER!!! Y/Y? ;p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I laugh every time I hear the quote.

She has a reality show, but I don't know what the fuck it's about.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahhaa. EW EW EW! Man, that'd be icky.

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

:FACEPALM AT LOHAN:

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

SOME GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? *facepalm*

[lady-iz.livejournal.com]

What a douche. She obviously didn't read her copy of the celebrity legends handbook.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Obviously. Ugh, I don't even know why it pisses me off so much but manalive crawfishpie it does.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If you're in the "industry" HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO MARTIN SCORSESE IS?! *punches her in the face*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah huh.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

some people make my head hurt, meesha

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Mine too