maybe he is fucking matt damon

[certainthings]

[from an old article]

Jared is beste vrienden met Matt Damon en Chad Michael Murray, die in Gilmore Girls zijn rivaal Tristan speelt. Hij is een groot fan van Jennifer Love Hewitt en stond met zwetende hanjes toen hij haarr onlangs voor het eerst ontmoette

I think it's saying that he's best friends with Matt Damon and Chad Michael Murray and would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Which all makes sense ... except for the Matt Damon part. Are they seriously "beste vrienden"? How the heck did I miss that memo?

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[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... I think that's Dutch, you should ask Annemiek what is says.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping someone will tell me what it says because I am really confused by that Matt Damon part.

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

ahaha oh those crazy Dutch bastards.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Totally!

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

THATS DUTCH!! OMG!! hahahah I was like..Michelle? Dutch? hahaha!

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

What does the last sentence say?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

You are very good in translating Dutch btw..

it says:

Jared is best friend with Matt Damon (wtf?) and CMM, who played his rival on GG. He is a big fan of JLH and he was very nervous when he recently met her for the first time

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like the handjob translation more. :p

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

It also says he's fucking Matt Damon.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. \o/

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY, they fact checked by looking at your LJ and saw that Jared was fucking Matt Damon.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'd like that theory if the article wasn't several years old ... Wait, I mean. Yes. They did that. They used the Way Back Machine.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

OK. So. I read that, and sat there thinking about it, and didn't get anywhere because right when I started going down the movies and acquaintances list, I realized you'd written "would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt" and promptly lost my shit.

*SNORTS*

OH, smidge.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Even though I know what it actually says now, I still feel he'd like a handjob from her.

[trutdelamode.livejournal.com]

LMAO awesome typo's :P

Love your translation, but the handjob??? Uhm yeah, not quite :p Close though *nods*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Typo's? The dutch part? I just copied as was.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

How the hell does Jared even know Matt Damon? LOL

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe he knew a guy in HS whose name is Matt Damon?

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

... I was so confused to read my language in one of your posts. Wow. That was. Wow.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

plus probably shocking to learn that Jared and Matt Damon are best friends

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I'm officially hiring you to translate all interviews in the future.

Also, WTF Matt Damon? I'm somehow getting the distinct impression that Jared cracked a joke somewhere in the interview and the interviewer didn't quite get it. Which would not surprise me at all.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's my guess too or he knew someone in HS with that name.

[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know that he knew Matt. When the hell did that happen?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I've no idea. My guess is he knew someone in HS with that name or he was lying joking.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

LMAO I bet. Everyone wants a piece of Matt Damon

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

S'true.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I love you, Michelle. I know I keep saying it, but you keep making it true.

I can not stop laughing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If I can bring amusement into one person's life ... I'm not actually sure how that's supposed to end.

I love you too, Miss Julilah.

[thelocation.livejournal.com]

Wow, felt like the twilight zone here for a sec. Smidgy's Belgian? or to a lesser extent, dutch? :x

but anyhoo yeah like others have translated already, he's fucking Matt Damon.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

He really is!

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

Matt Damon sure is getting around
I should go on a hunt looking for an interview with Jensen about how his 'best friend' is Ben Affleck

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You should

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

HEE you make me giggle.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yey.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

How do you think the handjob from Jennifer would go down with Jensen?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

This was before he knew Jensen so it'd be okay. Plus ... Jensen had a crush on her too so maybe he'd be a little jealous but mostly happy?