maybe he is fucking matt damon

[certainthings]

[from an old article]

Jared is beste vrienden met Matt Damon en Chad Michael Murray, die in Gilmore Girls zijn rivaal Tristan speelt. Hij is een groot fan van Jennifer Love Hewitt en stond met zwetende hanjes toen hij haarr onlangs voor het eerst ontmoette

I think it's saying that he's best friends with Matt Damon and Chad Michael Murray and would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Which all makes sense ... except for the Matt Damon part. Are they seriously "beste vrienden"? How the heck did I miss that memo?

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[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I love you, Michelle. I know I keep saying it, but you keep making it true.

I can not stop laughing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If I can bring amusement into one person's life ... I'm not actually sure how that's supposed to end.

I love you too, Miss Julilah.