maybe he is fucking matt damon

[certainthings]

[from an old article]

Jared is beste vrienden met Matt Damon en Chad Michael Murray, die in Gilmore Girls zijn rivaal Tristan speelt. Hij is een groot fan van Jennifer Love Hewitt en stond met zwetende hanjes toen hij haarr onlangs voor het eerst ontmoette

I think it's saying that he's best friends with Matt Damon and Chad Michael Murray and would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Which all makes sense ... except for the Matt Damon part. Are they seriously "beste vrienden"? How the heck did I miss that memo?

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[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... I think that's Dutch, you should ask Annemiek what is says.

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

ahaha oh those crazy Dutch bastards.

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

THATS DUTCH!! OMG!! hahahah I was like..Michelle? Dutch? hahaha!

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

You are very good in translating Dutch btw..

it says:

Jared is best friend with Matt Damon (wtf?) and CMM, who played his rival on GG. He is a big fan of JLH and he was very nervous when he recently met her for the first time

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

It also says he's fucking Matt Damon.

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY, they fact checked by looking at your LJ and saw that Jared was fucking Matt Damon.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

OK. So. I read that, and sat there thinking about it, and didn't get anywhere because right when I started going down the movies and acquaintances list, I realized you'd written "would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt" and promptly lost my shit.

*SNORTS*

OH, smidge.

[trutdelamode.livejournal.com]

LMAO awesome typo's :P

Love your translation, but the handjob??? Uhm yeah, not quite :p Close though *nods*

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

How the hell does Jared even know Matt Damon? LOL

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

... I was so confused to read my language in one of your posts. Wow. That was. Wow.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I'm officially hiring you to translate all interviews in the future.

Also, WTF Matt Damon? I'm somehow getting the distinct impression that Jared cracked a joke somewhere in the interview and the interviewer didn't quite get it. Which would not surprise me at all.

[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know that he knew Matt. When the hell did that happen?

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

LMAO I bet. Everyone wants a piece of Matt Damon

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I love you, Michelle. I know I keep saying it, but you keep making it true.

I can not stop laughing.

[thelocation.livejournal.com]

Wow, felt like the twilight zone here for a sec. Smidgy's Belgian? or to a lesser extent, dutch? :x

but anyhoo yeah like others have translated already, he's fucking Matt Damon.

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

Matt Damon sure is getting around
I should go on a hunt looking for an interview with Jensen about how his 'best friend' is Ben Affleck

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

HEE you make me giggle.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

How do you think the handjob from Jennifer would go down with Jensen?